A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.Mr. Fitzjerald may not have Game, but he obviously has an amount of common sense. He was smart enough to ensure that she signed "a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".
Important Lesson: don't cheat on guys with ink.
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And the typical female lies so people feel bad for her "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo." It seems the defense that every woman gives to her horrible actions can be translated to "I'm stupid but it's not my fault"
Wow. He is quite the role model. Sign more forms, bitches.
And if you've ever dated or been around Dayton, OH women you'd know this story is not surprising in the least. Only taking place in Xenia, OH would have made it more believable. Those places are chock full of skanks like this.
The only thing funnier would have been if he had drawn a tunnel in the pile and tatooed a picture of the Pevensie children getting run over by that train.
You'd maybe think shame at being such a moronic whore would keep this **** from seeking publicity. But noooooo......
Are you kidding, indyguy? She got INTERNATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION. Winning!
Same harpies that tut-tut over this skank are the same ones that extol women who smash their lover's cars, destroy their lover's stuff, or otherwise engage in some sort of retaliation for their lover's "transgression".
Well she'll just have to adjust her sights downward for the future. I'm sure she'll have no trouble finding some gamma who 'really appreciates the irony of the message' she is sending with that tattoo, and 'finds it kind of hot'.
"Are you kidding, indyguy? She got INTERNATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION. Winning!"
No one is going to want this bitch. She could have scored the same bottom-of-the-barrel dudes just by trolling in bars.
Now, if anyone Googles her, no dude is going to want anything more from her than a boody call.
Hoax.
Eeek! This is such a great example of the mentality of pple who originate from Ohio. Either way, I was totally grossed out.
Thank You, Thane.
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