A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.Mr. Fitzjerald may not have Game, but he obviously has an amount of common sense. He was smart enough to ensure that she signed "a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".
Important Lesson: don't cheat on guys with ink.