Saturday, July 9, 2016

She's ready now

After failing to lock down any of her Alphas, 44-year-old Lisa Snowden has "suddenly" found romance with an old friend:
She's dated some of the world's biggest heartthrobs including George Clooney and CSI's green-eyed Gary Dourdan.

But it looks as though Lisa Snowdon has shunned celebrity boyfriends in favour of some normality, reportedly falling for her friend of 15 years George Smart. A source has told The Sun he was her shoulder to lean on when she split from her ex, with the pair eventually  growing closer.
Imagine that. What's funny is the idea that somewhere out there is a Delta in the throes of unrequited love, thinking that this is a success story that justifies his patient, "wait-her-out" approach.

"It's already been five years, just ten more and she's mine!"

23 comments:

dc.sunsets said...

Still on her path toward an alcoholic Eat, Pray, Cats.

I pity women whose entire soul becomes defined by their beauty, because it insures their eventual spiral into depression & self-pity.

This gal reminds me of a story I read about a porn actress who spiraled into the ground, was "saved" by a prior fan who married her, then helped her get set up as a cam girl and watched when she met subscribers on "dates" and basically hooked.

Addiction to celebrity may be worse than to crack cocaine.

praetorian said...

Thine own wickedness shall correct thee

Sean Carnegie said...

$20 says he paid for the Ibiza vacay and not her.

Bob said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Bob said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Bob said...

Also saw one recently about women using Tinder to get guys to do manual jobs for them lol. A 47 year old woman was complaining about the dating market being full of "idiots and losers" (she was hardly hot herself, and had been "dating" for 20 years lol..).

So she went on Tinder and got some guy to come and install her air con. And other blokes for other random manual tasks. Idiots getting led on probably thought they'd get something out of it.

http://nypost.com/2016/07/07/women-are-using-tinder-to-con-men-into-doing-chores/

He came over, installed her AC. She kicked him out and ignored him when he asked for a proper date. Heh.

The best bit is:

"Just don’t expect men to be asking women to do their dishes via the dating app. “I know no single woman in NYC who would ever do a man’s chores,” Kinrys says. “It feels like the 1960s.

“They should go on Craigslist instead.”"

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

LOL @ "just ten more and she's mine!"

Dude, you're spot on. It's funny to me that more men don't see through these women.

Still on her path toward an alcoholic Eat, Pray, Cats.

There's a huge (mostly unreported) epidemic of older alcoholic women prowling wine bar, spa, country club, and theater circuits.

Kryten 2X4B 523P said...

off topic, sorry - but have you seen this?

https://nogoblinstore.com/products/pre-order-men-of-game-development-2016-calendar

much hilarity ensues, and not for the reasons the "stars" of this think...

Ceasar said...

If he is "Smart", he will pound the remaining life out of that Vajayjay for the next year then give her the old, "I just think I feel more comfortable being friends, we had such a great friendship, remember?"

Dexter said...

If he is "Smart", he will pound the remaining life out of that Vajayjay for the next year then give her the old, "I just think I feel more comfortable being friends, we had such a great friendship, remember?"

Alas, if he was that smart, he wouldn't have hung around for 15 years being her pathetic orbiter while she rode the celebrity cock carousel.

Aeoli Pera said...

Addiction to celebrity may be worse than to crack cocaine.

The only practical neurochemical difference is that celebrity is an endogenous drug.

paworldandtimes said...

Ex-boyfriend Gary Dourdan is black. So George Smart got himself a recycled mudshark.

PA

Cail Corishev said...

Poor bastard. He'll get to spend more time listening to her reminisce about her alphas than he'll spend having sex, and the sex won't be anything to write home about because she won't want to do the dirty stuff she did with them with her "best friend" husband.

liberranter said...

There's a huge (mostly unreported) epidemic of older alcoholic women prowling wine bar, spa, country club, and theater circuits.

Hopefully there's an up-and-coming filmmaker out there with the investigative skills of Bob Woodward and the sense of humor of Bill Burr/George Carlin who will make a "docucomedy" about these pathetic, washed-up skank lushes. He'd be the only documentary film maker other than Ken Burns to turn a profit on his product.

liberranter said...

But it looks as though Lisa Snowdon has shunned celebrity boyfriends in favour of some normality, reportedly falling for her friend of 15 years George Smart. A source has told The Sun he was her shoulder to lean on when she split from her ex, with the pair eventually growing closer.

No, of course there won't be any sex in this relationship. Re-read that highlighted paragraph, two or three times if you have to in order to let it sink in:

George is GAY.

Rex Little said...

somewhere out there is a Delta in the throes of unrequited love, thinking that this is a success story that justifies his patient, "wait-her-out" approach.

It could happen. I know a guy who was "best friends" with a really hot girl (I'm talking Playboy centerfold quality) from her teens through her early thirties. He was a guest at the wedding when she married her first husband, and the first person she turned to for help when they divorced after two years. They continued as friends (never dated; she kept setting him up with her girlfriends) for another five years until she married her second husband, after which she moved and they lost track of each other.

25 years later, he tracked her down on Facebook and got in touch. They met to catch up on old times, and became lovers. That was four years ago, and she still says he's the love of her life.

I told a slight fib above when I said I know the guy. I've actually never met him, but at the time they hooked up, I was her third husband.

Thanks, J. said...

Well that's not "funny" is it. OK dark, very dark humor there Vox. It's disgusting, pathetic and personally sad and tragic for men that think and do this. It is contributing to the corruption of social relations and enabling women to live as selfish, delusional whores.

"What's funny is the idea that somewhere out there is a Delta in the throes of unrequited love, thinking that this is a success story that justifies his patient, "wait-her-out" approach."

pdwalker said...

Rex Little,

A personal question; Did you marry her knowing you were her third husband? If so, why? Wasn't that a huge red flag?

Rex Little said...

I did know she'd been married twice, but she left both marriages for what I considered good and sufficient reasons; they were NOT frivorces. The first time, she was quite reasonably entitled to a property settlement amounting to six figures in 1980 dollars, but refused to take a dime. (She didn't get anything from the second one either; he was a deadbeat.)

As to why. . . if you saw her you wouldn't have to ask. :)

Verne said...

What a prize after waiting so long he has himself an old woman who can never give him a child of his own. Dude really you could have found one about 10 years younger without such a big history of failure .

Rex Little said...

What a prize after waiting so long he has himself an old woman who can never give him a child of his own.

He's five years older than she is, and already has a son of his own (still married to the mother, in fact). He and my ex both regret that they didn't get together back in the day and have a kid, but better late than never.

Verne said...

That is nice but still she is old and he is the choice she made after she had had her sexually exciting men. Pick a woman who finds you exiting.

Ok maybe he is the one settling and she is as good as he can get now.

Rex Little said...

For all I know he's the most sexually exciting guy she's had (unlikely, however; I would guess her N is around 10). Exciting enough, at least, that she calls him the love of her life. And she's still hot, if not quite what she was 30 years ago. If she's the best he can get, that's no knock on him.

Post a Comment

NO ANONYMOUS COMMENTS.