Saturday, March 10, 2012

Alpha Mail: the doubts vanish

T14 is surprised by the efficacy of Game:
I tend to dislike your "game" posts. I don't find much use in them. I assume the socially adept learn nothing from them and the socially inept are only lead further astray.

But then tonight happened.

For complicated and boring reasons I scored a date with an absolutely breathtaking Puerto Rican woman. She was the center of attention the moment she walked into the restaurant. Fast forward twenty minutes. I am downing my IPA as the lady droned on about...god knows what. I couldn't stand to order an entree with her.

I'm a polite man, so I ended it like this: "I'm terribly sorry, but it is obvious we don't connect. I wish you all the best. I'm done." I paid for our drinks and was on my way.

As I sit in my apartment I have fifteen texts from her. I left her at the restaurant less than an hour ago.
The principles of Game aren't logic, they are simply the applied observations of inter-sexual relations. Which is to say, they are more scientific than an awful lot of what passes for science these days. The body of Game theory amounts to a grand hypothesis, so don't hesitate to put it to the test if you doubt it.

And this week, my appreciation goes out to the seven top providers of visitors to Alpha Game:

1. Instapundit
2. Roissy
3. Delusion Damage
4. Keoni Galt
5. Badger
6. In Mala Fide
7. Rollo Tomassi

I am, of course, particularly honored by the links from the newly famous Ferdinand Bardamu, in light of his epic achievement courtesy of the Scamming Progressives Leech Center.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think we'd need to see the text messages before coming to a conclusion.

Anonymous said...

No we don't. There were 15 messages. Fifteen.

Whether good or bad, his DHV is the only thing she is thinking about right now, and he will continue occupy her thoughts for some time to come.

Anonymous said...

LoL. That's only a third of the 50 ways to leave a lover.

Bunny said...

What is the evidence any specific game tactic, like, say, negs, work? How do you know what it is about you that ultimately attracted a woman?

The success stories can simply be a result of 1) greater confidence 2) numbers game.

And, of course, the failure stories aren't uncommon either. 95% of men don't get anywhere.

LibertyPortraits said...

I humbly request a glossary of Game terms be placed on this site.

Anonymous said...

15 texts within an hour? I hope you were texting her back?

If not, I'd change my number...and never go back to that restaurant again.

Trust said...
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Keoni Galt said...

And this week, my appreciation goes out to the seven top providers of visitors to Alpha Game:

My pleasure.

What is the evidence any specific game tactic, like, say, negs, work?

"Negs" has got to be the misunderstood aspect of game by men and women alike.

Negs are simply playful teasing...banter. Verbal flirtation.

When done right, it is chick crack.

Trust said...

About 10 years ago, this lower-side-of-hot 21 year old girl played some of my male acquaintances like violins. Insisting she was a virgin, hinting she was hot for some, some men just slobbered.

I shrugged and said to my friends, "any man who has ever had a virgin knows that would be a raw deal."

Her response: "Sooooo, when do I get to park my corrective boots under your bed?"

I was proven right, though... she most definitely was not a virgin

mmaier2112 said...

I don't get the perception that there is this massive overall failure of negs.

Maybe I'm less inept than I thought?

I've received a lot of rolling eyes (usually with that slight involuntary smile) or been told to "Shut uuuuuup!" and slapped on the shoulder a lot, but I've never had a neg go "bad".

mmaier2112 said...

And 15 texts? Those are probably some very damp panties clinging to that enraged princess.

Trust said...

It does never cease to amaze me how women in general seem to think they are entitled to certain outcomes regardless of the incentives they provide.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of them give their dog a biscuit every time it shits on the carpet and then act like a house broken dog is their unalienable right.

T14 said...

I'd say the first 7 were angry. The following were conciliatory. The final said "thank you for tonight I had a great time."

Haven't texted back but a "what the hell are you talking about" seems appropriate.

mmaier2112 said...

T14, you know you probably have a FNL card ready to cash in whenever you want.

Anonymous said...

LOL, scorched earth game.

Lucas said...

Maybe in Puerto Rico sending 15 sms is offensive.

Don't overlook the cultural diferences.

/gamma

Badger said...

"And this week, my appreciation goes out to the seven top providers of visitors to Alpha Game:
...
5. Badger"

Really! Glad to be part of this menagerie.

Jestin Ernest said...

I think we'd need to see the text messages before coming to a conclusion.

so ... you're gamma, eh?

a radio station reanactment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaGFV0YJg-0

of this text message thread:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like-via-text-messaging

Kevin gives his side of the story:
http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/fletch-vaughan-talk-to-kevin


if T14 has any sense at all he understands that his FIRST response was the correct one.

mmaier2112 said...

Thanks for the links, Jestin. The soundcloud file is pretty fun.

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