Wednesday, June 21, 2017

In fairness, male Democrats are creeps

Can you blame women for not wanting to get with them?
It turns out that Republicans are having sex more frequently than Democrats, a study published Monday revealed.

The study, conducted by Professor Nicholas H. Wolfinger, examined the sex lives of Democrats, Republicans and Independents. Independents and Republicans are more likely to have sex at least once a week than their Democrat peers, the study showed.

“This finding left me curious about how specific components of relational bliss might be affected by political leanings. The answer is surprising: Republicans have more sex than Democrats and cheat less on their spouses. Political independents have sex even more often than Republicans but cheat at the same rate Democrats do,” Wolfinger, a University of Utah professor, explained in the Institute for Family Studies report.

17 comments:

swiftfoxmark2 said...

"Political independents have sex even more often than Republicans but cheat at the same rate Democrats do"

Translation: moderates always stab you in the back.

Feather Blade said...

"All men are rapists"

"Well, stop hanging around Democrats."

"I'm getting sexually harassed at work and my pay is way less than that of the guys in the office"

"Well, stop working for a Democrat."

sysadmn said...

Women want manly men. This is in line with the findings about the myth of Choreplay: Men who do more housework get less sex (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-who-do-housework-have-less-sex/).

Jon Mollison said...

Conservatives are more likely to be/stay married.

Those in committed, monogamous relationships have sex more often on average than those reliant on random flings.

That is hardly surprising to anyone who understands basic math and/or common sense human behavior. This strikes me as a water/wet finding.

VoodooJock said...

Democrats prefer pizza

VoodooJock said...

Democrats prefer pizza

Nathan said...

So the chances for a submissive guy to connect with a dominant woman are low?

VFM #7634 said...

When they say that Democrats cheat in their marriages more, I wonder what percentage of the cheating is done by the women.

Megamerc said...

@Nathan

So the chances for a submissive guy to connect with a dominant woman are low?

Higher, actually. Most guys prefer submissive women. Result: Only the less dominant men are willing to connect with the more dominant woman. It's like CH says: Estrogen = Testosterone, or Femininity = Masculinity

Megamerc said...

@VFM #7635

Probably high percentage, considering how effeminate Democratic males are. I would bet that there is higher percentage of Republican men cheating than Democratic men cheating, and probably somewhere in between for Independents

Megamerc said...

That is to say, Republican men and women probably have more opportunities to cheat than Democratic men and women, but even with greater opportunity are probably more likely to stay faithful. Hence Democrats have higher cheating rates overall

Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club said...

Democrat women are no prizes either. How terrified would you be to wake next to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, or to roll over and see Nancy Pelosi strolling naked out of you bathroom?

Ben Cohen said...

Debbie Wasserman Schultz - typical annoying yenta

tweell said...

TDC, would you happen to have some brain bleach handy? (Shudder)

Aeoli Pera said...

So the chances for a submissive guy to connect with a dominant woman are low?

Not enough information. Submissive men are extremely unattractive and tend to pair with ugly women, regardless of the woman's personality. Dominance is unattractive in women, but not nearly as important in the short term as looks. Attractive dominant women tend to be serial daters, because dominant men will have sex with them for a while but then get annoyed with their personalities. They either become cat ladies or settle for pegging some beta schlub after they turn 40.

Jason said...

Could the explanation be as simple as "Married people have more sex than single people"? Which has been confirmed time and again and is hardly surprising.

They are probably comparing apples and oranges here. I would guess that marriage rates are lower among registered democrat voters than among registered republican voters given the demographics each party attracts.

VFM #7634 said...

@Jason

According to Democrats, especially Democrat men, if you get married your sex life vanishes.

Of course, they're likely speaking from experience and projecting.

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