Thursday, January 28, 2016

A Gamma tweets

@Scalzi: Note to all women everywhere: You don't have to smile at me when you see me. I won't wonder what it means if you don't.

The Breakdown


“Note to all women everywhere”  The Gamma is going to mansplain to every woman on the planet. 

“You don’t have to smile at me when you see me.” The Gamma is attempting to take control of his insecurities by telling women they don’t have to smile. Now that he’s issued this order, and a woman does not smile at him he can imagine that she read his tweet and is following his orders. The Secret King wins again.

“I won’t wonder what it means if you don’t” – A blatant lie due to the fact he thought about it so much he tweeted about women smiling at him, and his insecurities led to a tweet in which he imagines himself giving permission to every woman on the planet not to smile at him.

@Scalzi“This declaration of mine does not make the world generally any easier on women, I know.”


Not only does the Secret King grant permission to all women of the world not to smile at him, he knows all about their trials and tribulations and reminds them of this fact with a declaration. Who makes declarations to the world but a king? He grants them this permission for their own good because he knows.

These are some of the most misogynistic, twisted tweets I have ever witnessed and perfectly sums up the Gamma delusion. He imagines himself being in a position to grant permission to the entire female population of the world to do or not to do something, and he reminds women he knows all about their problems for justification. Most importantly he remains Secret King because if a woman scowls at him now after he smiles at them, they already have his permission.

25 comments:

sigbouncer said...

What a fucking idiot that guy is... There are sock puppets out there with more game.

denektenorsk said...

"The Secret King wins again.". LOL.

Cataline Sergius said...

@Scalzi: Note to all women everywhere: You don't have to smile at me when you see me. I won't wonder what it means if you don't.

Who's got a case of Not-Gays? I do! I do!

The playful non-banter of the male feminist non-player.

His wife is already making fun of him for this.

Happy Housewife said...

The Secret King making life easier for women, one tweet at a time. No doubt the Europeans fending off rapefugees are sighing with relief.

Daniel said...

Secret King of the Lawn Which Must Be Mowed.

Let me know when he gives women permission to staple his face to death.

Cataline Sergius said...

It's quite all right that you fell in love with me at first sight. This is a very common reaction and is nothing for you to be ashamed of.

Sadly, you will never get over me either, so I hope you aren't married. -- The Anti-Scalzi

Verne said...

That is warped, dude I'm a 50 year old construction worker. And it is a rare woman who doesn't smile at my ugly mug, when I smile at them. Not that I really care if they do or do not. My life is not effected ether way. Shit why is he even thinking about it? Its just weird

Ron said...

@Verne

I think it might be because you give off a good vibe more than because of how symmetrical or pretty your face is.

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Ron said...

@Daniel

dude ... that artist has some serious issues. ::laughing::

Timmy3 said...

He's merely admitting the obvious that no woman smiles at him and he is bt hurt.

Russ said...

I don't think I've ever seen a more clear example of what a self-involved dweeb Scalzi is.

@Daniel
I assume the artist is a man. How sad. I hate the term SJW because it includes "warrior" in it. They are dry wood and straw, just unloved corn dollies and dusty puppets.

Verne said...

@Ron I think you must be right. I gave up my pretty face a long time ago. Back then the reaction was not so much a smile, as a blush followed by a smile. Sadly I know the difference and do not fool myself about what they see in me now. If you are a happy person people want to join you in your happiness. If you're @Scalzi obviously the vibe is a bit creepy. His motives are not so good and he knows that they see it in him.

Iowahine said...

With that last declaration, he's also saying - and please don't hate me for telling you what to do, cuz, I know it's hard for women in this society b/c of most other men - I get it, really. I'm just trying to make it easier, knowing I can't, but I'm one of the good guys. Please like me.

RambleAround said...

What a fag

Michael Maier said...

So what is the stapler pic from?

Gilbert Ratchet said...

Did you see these follow-up tweets?

"Currently grading MRA attempts to belittle me. We have yet to crack a C-."

"Awww, MRA-type dudes are trying to make a thing of a tweet I posted yesterday. Go on, little anxious dudes! Spin yourselves up! It's cute!"

Insecurities, indeed.

Aeoli Pera said...

If I ever meet this fag I'm going to OMOG him.

Ron said...

@Verne

Yeah, it's an eye opener for me as well

Dexter said...

I hate the term SJW because it includes "warrior" in it.

I like "crybullies".

SJCs.

VD said...


"Currently grading MRA attempts to belittle me. We have yet to crack a C-."


Nothing touches the Secret King! He gives no fucks indeed!

I hate the term SJW because it includes "warrior" in it.

The rhetorical train is fine.

Marty Johnson said...

Tell me again what is the difference between this post and mean girls gossiping in junior h.s.? Yeah, we can see the guy has no class, but why are you so busy dwelling on it?

OGRE said...
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OGRE said...

that guy makes my skin crawl

Charlie Martel said...

There's a sitcom waiting to be written where Jim Goad inherits the adjoining property and sets up shop in Ohio. Lawn jokes galore. Jim buys jumkers just to put on his to piss him off.

Needs work, and The Odd Couple was better, but a starting point.

(Found this by googling secret gamna king... yes denial us more than a river.)

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