Victoria Andrews, 22, says she is unable to get a boyfriend. She puts the blame on her 51-strong collection of reborn dolls. Obsession began at the age of 16 when she spotted some online. Works evenings in a local pub to pay for her growing collection. Lives with her parents to free up more money to spend on them.My suspicion is that it is more the fact that she is more than 50 pounds overweight.
It's pretty simple, ladies. Men are not attracted to fat women. If you want more male attention, lose weight and grow your hair. If you want less male attention, gain weight and cut off your hair. It's really not that complicated.
It's rather like the gammas who have a thousand-and-one theories for why the girl they like isn't interested in them. It's usually pretty simple. You're fat, you're ugly, or you're a spineless coward. Stop whining about the fact that the opposite sex notices your shortcomings and do something about them.
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I would be freaked out by a 10 that had that collection and insisted on dragging them around with her in public.
I HOPE that I would have sense not breed with her.
I know a woman who has 25 Beanies Babies in a box under her bed. When I mentioned it to a friend of mine, he told me his former boss had 250.
If she was thin and pretty then the doll collection would be a charming quirk. That's how it works. What a moronic article. But I guess it worked -- it was clickbait.
"If you want more male attention, lose weight, grow your hair, act like a lady, and don't be a childish bitch. If you want less male attention, gain weight, cut off your hair, let it be known that you have a ten-inch dick (i.e., brag about your professional accomplishments and StrongEmpoweredWomen[TM] cred to every man you meet), and act like you are PMS'ing 24/7. It's really not that complicated."
Fixed.
The sad thing is that she actually doesn't seem to have problems attracting men or getting a boyfriend:
Not only do men find the dolls creepy, they have also proved a source of friction between Miss Andrews and her boyfriends - many of whom have complained about them.
'The boyfriends I’ve had often complain about them,' she said. 'They hate it when I take them out with us - I think they find it all a bit creepy. My dolls give me all the fun of having kids but with no responsibility.'
This doesn't change the truth of the post; if she weren't so overweight she would get more attention from men. But clearly there are some very thirsty men out there.
Not really liberranter
Many men will put up with a bitch, if she's slim and pretty. Being feminine and not bitchy is just icing on the cake.
Well she is a whale, but a $50,000 doll collection would still be a turn off even if she looked like Megan Fox (at least for an LTR) unless she was pulling mid 6 figures. No man should have any interest in attaching himself to that kind of economic liability
On the brght side, at least it's not 51 cats.
If she really thought the dolls were keeping men away, and she were unhappy with that, she'd get rid of the dolls. Simple. It's remarkable how quickly a girl will get rid of something that turns off a man she's attracted to -- even her own children, in some cases.
As Dalrock points out, she gets boyfriends; she just can't keep them (not the ones she wants, anyway). My guess would be that when she's ready to sabotage the relationship, she brings out the dolls.
I'd be willing to bet the obesity and doll collecting come from the same issues.
If she was skinnier she'd probably have more leeway...but I'd like to know how she could afford something that is an expensive, pointless habit.
@GF Dad: "On the bright side, at least it's not 51 cats. "
Oh, but it will be.... It will be.
"Many beta, delta, and gamma men will put up with a bitch, if she's slim and pretty."
Fixed. Alphas, not so much.
This story would be a good plot-line for a romantic horror. The overweight woman who avoids responsibility and the creepy dolls who live in her parent's basement are out to suck in everybody's souls, including her male interest's spirit. LOL!
50 pounds overweight? I think she is closer to 100 pounds over as she is well and fully obese.
@dalrock
Looks like she runs into a succession of thirsty men who are willing to service her holes for a short while, but then, like all women do, she tries to railroad them into a relationship. But the thirsty men are cowards, and instead of flat-out telling her that she's too g*dd**n fat, they blame her doll collection as a rather pathetic CYA excuse.
Of course, those men who would be willing to tell her that she's too g*dd**n fat are getting with thinner, hotter chicks and ignoring her. Hence, she's in the strange situation of (supposedly) being unaware as to exactly why men won't commit to her.
As Dalrock points out, she gets boyfriends; she just can't keep them (not the ones she wants, anyway). My guess would be that when she's ready to sabotage the relationship, she brings out the dolls.
@Cail corishev
And that's the other side of the coin... as she only attracts thirsty men, her unconscious mind sabotages any potential relationship because it's repulsed by their thirstiness.
ew.......brrr......scary....and I've been pretty darn thirsty lately
Curious about the connection between the doll collecting and obesity . . . compulsivity/impulsivity thing?
Interested in thoughts re: over-weight/fat and emotional/mental problems in women.
Interesting, she knows how to use makeup and cock her head for the camera to best effect. Not something a lifetime fatty would know about.
Her face has the kind of puffiness that strongly suggests her weight gain is due to a thyroid disorder. She was probably decently attractive until around age sixteen or seventeen.
Unfortunately for her, the life lessons on how to interact with the human race, had imprinted themselves on her before her weight problem set in.
She only knows how to be the pretty girl...and she's not.
Leading in no small part to her schizotypal obsessive collecting disorder.
50 pounds overweight? I think she is closer to 100 pounds over as she is well and fully obese.
This is how you can tell Vox has a life free of fat girls. At one time my wife was about 100 pounds overweight, and she was not as fat as that monster.
It's the dolls and foremost ... the matrioshka
This is an elephantine aesthetic horror.
Fifty pounds? Damn, you are going soft. I am rather generous in my taste for women, but she is about twice the woman on the outskirts of acceptable, nearly three times minimum.
Vox,
"Stop whining about the fact that the opposite sex notices your shortcomings and do something about them."
That would be a response to her circumstances.
"My dolls give me all the fun of having kids but with no responsibility."
But she has, and wants, no responsibility. She is literally unable to respond.
Like a corpse, she is unresponsive. Willingly so. It is learned behavior.
(Self-) denial of female agency.
She's not a lost cause. She's just lost. 22 is a bit young to develop expensive hobbies. Maybe things can turn around, but that takes intervention.
Somewhat related and even more hilarious:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11262475/Hollywoods-Kathleen-Turner-men-do-not-dare-to-ask-me-out.html
'The divorced film star, famous for playing a succession of sirens on screen, says that at the age of 60, she has come to the conclusion that men might be scared of her. '
LOL...yes she is the boogiewoman haunting all our dreams.
This story would be a good plot-line for a romantic horror. The overweight woman who avoids and the creepy dolls who live in her parent's basement are out to suck in everybody's souls, including her male interest's spirit. LOL
I would only add to this the suggestion for an ending in which the corpses of all of her previous boyfriends are discovered in the basement, stuffed and preserved as dolls.
I agree and disagree. Yes, man the harpoons! But the dolls are creepy, yes they are. I'd rather it be 51 cats.
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