Friday, November 28, 2014

Yeah, it's not the dolls

It is remarkable what lengths some women will go to in order to blame anything but themselves for the lack of male interest in them:
Victoria Andrews, 22, says she is unable to get a boyfriend. She puts the blame on her 51-strong collection of reborn dolls. Obsession began at the age of 16 when she spotted some online. Works evenings in a local pub to pay for her growing collection. Lives with her parents to free up more money to spend on them.
My suspicion is that it is more the fact that she is more than 50 pounds overweight.

It's pretty simple, ladies. Men are not attracted to fat women. If you want more male attention, lose weight and grow your hair. If you want less male attention, gain weight and cut off your hair. It's really not that complicated.

It's rather like the gammas who have a thousand-and-one theories for why the girl they like isn't interested in them. It's usually pretty simple. You're fat, you're ugly, or you're a spineless coward. Stop whining about the fact that the opposite sex notices your shortcomings and do something about them.

30 comments:

Michael Maier said...

I would be freaked out by a 10 that had that collection and insisted on dragging them around with her in public.

I HOPE that I would have sense not breed with her.

Bob Wallace said...

I know a woman who has 25 Beanies Babies in a box under her bed. When I mentioned it to a friend of mine, he told me his former boss had 250.

Polynices said...

If she was thin and pretty then the doll collection would be a charming quirk. That's how it works. What a moronic article. But I guess it worked -- it was clickbait.

liberranter said...

"If you want more male attention, lose weight, grow your hair, act like a lady, and don't be a childish bitch. If you want less male attention, gain weight, cut off your hair, let it be known that you have a ten-inch dick (i.e., brag about your professional accomplishments and StrongEmpoweredWomen[TM] cred to every man you meet), and act like you are PMS'ing 24/7. It's really not that complicated."

Fixed.

dalrock said...

The sad thing is that she actually doesn't seem to have problems attracting men or getting a boyfriend:

Not only do men find the dolls creepy, they have also proved a source of friction between Miss Andrews and her boyfriends - many of whom have complained about them.

'The boyfriends I’ve had often complain about them,' she said. 'They hate it when I take them out with us - I think they find it all a bit creepy. My dolls give me all the fun of having kids but with no responsibility.'


This doesn't change the truth of the post; if she weren't so overweight she would get more attention from men. But clearly there are some very thirsty men out there.

pdwalker said...

Not really liberranter

Many men will put up with a bitch, if she's slim and pretty. Being feminine and not bitchy is just icing on the cake.

b1bae96e-6447-11e3-b6bb-000f20980440 said...

Well she is a whale, but a $50,000 doll collection would still be a turn off even if she looked like Megan Fox (at least for an LTR) unless she was pulling mid 6 figures. No man should have any interest in attaching himself to that kind of economic liability

GF Dad said...

On the brght side, at least it's not 51 cats.

Cail Corishev said...

If she really thought the dolls were keeping men away, and she were unhappy with that, she'd get rid of the dolls. Simple. It's remarkable how quickly a girl will get rid of something that turns off a man she's attracted to -- even her own children, in some cases.

As Dalrock points out, she gets boyfriends; she just can't keep them (not the ones she wants, anyway). My guess would be that when she's ready to sabotage the relationship, she brings out the dolls.

Earl Thomas said...

I'd be willing to bet the obesity and doll collecting come from the same issues.

If she was skinnier she'd probably have more leeway...but I'd like to know how she could afford something that is an expensive, pointless habit.

Joe Katzman said...

@GF Dad: "On the bright side, at least it's not 51 cats. "

Oh, but it will be.... It will be.

liberranter said...

"Many beta, delta, and gamma men will put up with a bitch, if she's slim and pretty."

Fixed. Alphas, not so much.

Alcestis Eshtemoa said...

This story would be a good plot-line for a romantic horror. The overweight woman who avoids responsibility and the creepy dolls who live in her parent's basement are out to suck in everybody's souls, including her male interest's spirit. LOL!

Remo said...

50 pounds overweight? I think she is closer to 100 pounds over as she is well and fully obese.

Corvinus said...

@dalrock

Looks like she runs into a succession of thirsty men who are willing to service her holes for a short while, but then, like all women do, she tries to railroad them into a relationship. But the thirsty men are cowards, and instead of flat-out telling her that she's too g*dd**n fat, they blame her doll collection as a rather pathetic CYA excuse.

Of course, those men who would be willing to tell her that she's too g*dd**n fat are getting with thinner, hotter chicks and ignoring her. Hence, she's in the strange situation of (supposedly) being unaware as to exactly why men won't commit to her.

Corvinus said...

As Dalrock points out, she gets boyfriends; she just can't keep them (not the ones she wants, anyway). My guess would be that when she's ready to sabotage the relationship, she brings out the dolls.

@Cail corishev
And that's the other side of the coin... as she only attracts thirsty men, her unconscious mind sabotages any potential relationship because it's repulsed by their thirstiness.

Patrick Kelly said...

ew.......brrr......scary....and I've been pretty darn thirsty lately

Iowahine said...

Curious about the connection between the doll collecting and obesity . . . compulsivity/impulsivity thing?
Interested in thoughts re: over-weight/fat and emotional/mental problems in women.

Cataline Sergius said...

Interesting, she knows how to use makeup and cock her head for the camera to best effect. Not something a lifetime fatty would know about.

Her face has the kind of puffiness that strongly suggests her weight gain is due to a thyroid disorder. She was probably decently attractive until around age sixteen or seventeen.

Unfortunately for her, the life lessons on how to interact with the human race, had imprinted themselves on her before her weight problem set in.

She only knows how to be the pretty girl...and she's not.

Leading in no small part to her schizotypal obsessive collecting disorder.

automatthew said...

50 pounds overweight? I think she is closer to 100 pounds over as she is well and fully obese.

This is how you can tell Vox has a life free of fat girls. At one time my wife was about 100 pounds overweight, and she was not as fat as that monster.

anotheronetakesthepill said...

It's the dolls and foremost ... the matrioshka

Markku said...

This is an elephantine aesthetic horror.

Doom said...

Fifty pounds? Damn, you are going soft. I am rather generous in my taste for women, but she is about twice the woman on the outskirts of acceptable, nearly three times minimum.

Desiderius said...

Vox,

"Stop whining about the fact that the opposite sex notices your shortcomings and do something about them."

That would be a response to her circumstances.

"My dolls give me all the fun of having kids but with no responsibility."

But she has, and wants, no responsibility. She is literally unable to respond.

Like a corpse, she is unresponsive. Willingly so. It is learned behavior.

(Self-) denial of female agency.

jimmy-jimbo said...

She's not a lost cause. She's just lost. 22 is a bit young to develop expensive hobbies. Maybe things can turn around, but that takes intervention.

Martin Davies said...

Somewhat related and even more hilarious:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11262475/Hollywoods-Kathleen-Turner-men-do-not-dare-to-ask-me-out.html

Earl Thomas said...

'The divorced film star, famous for playing a succession of sirens on screen, says that at the age of 60, she has come to the conclusion that men might be scared of her. '

LOL...yes she is the boogiewoman haunting all our dreams.

liberranter said...

This story would be a good plot-line for a romantic horror. The overweight woman who avoids and the creepy dolls who live in her parent's basement are out to suck in everybody's souls, including her male interest's spirit. LOL

I would only add to this the suggestion for an ending in which the corpses of all of her previous boyfriends are discovered in the basement, stuffed and preserved as dolls.

YIH said...

I agree and disagree. Yes, man the harpoons! But the dolls are creepy, yes they are. I'd rather it be 51 cats.

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