Bitches reel off SO many fucking demands about being tall, dark, handsome, a "bad boy who treats her right and only has eyes for her" etc, then flip their shit when a bloke has preferences too.
I think most women know perfectly well that their weight matters. One of the clues that my wife was having an affair was when, after years of yo-yo dieting (weight fell and rose, fell and rose) she got skinny and kept the weight off.
"What's your fertile ovary count?" "What?" "How old is your uterus?" "Why does that matter?" "My heirs will not incubate in some run-down shithole." #MyStandards
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Good one, Vox!
she could give her BMI, or her weight in kg.
But I love seeing things like this. Odds that she'll go out with him (IF she isn't a fatty) are quite high.
Bwahahah. Love it when the tables get turned.
Bitches reel off SO many fucking demands about being tall, dark, handsome, a "bad boy who treats her right and only has eyes for her" etc, then flip their shit when a bloke has preferences too.
Very nice!!!! Dumb broad! Get me a beer and iron my shirt honey!
I think most women know perfectly well that their weight matters. One of the clues that my wife was having an affair was when, after years of yo-yo dieting (weight fell and rose, fell and rose) she got skinny and kept the weight off.
Priceless
If anything, #DoubleStandards Man was being nice. After all, women can keep their weight down if they want to, but men cannot make themselves taller.
He: What are you wearing?
She: A dress.
He: Do you look fat in it?
^ LOL
And heh, I'm 5ft7, so I'm totally going to use the "How heavy are you" line if a girl bitches at me about that.
Unfortunately, there are also far too many of these gamma lameasses around, which makes our job harder.
She's right, it doesn't matter because in America guys will line up around the block to hump fat beasts all day long.
It's shocking how entitled women are.
How heavy are you?
What?
LOL
Beautiful.
Or perhaps:
"What's your fertile ovary count?"
"What?"
"How old is your uterus?"
"Why does that matter?"
"My heirs will not incubate in some run-down shithole." #MyStandards
JC,
"Odds that she'll go out with him (IF she isn't a fatty) are quite high."
Too many words. At least he was patronizing.
Corvinus,
"there are also far too many of these gamma lameasses around, which makes our job harder."
That's the competition, champ. Easier, not harder. Get out there.
"How much do you weigh?"
"106"
"Pounds, kilos or stone?"
Used this today, fucking excellent counter
Got a "Why are you gonna be picking me up" back, along with her dress size.
Went good from there.
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