Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The double standard


I think my favorite part is the explanation. "What are the numerical digits...?"

18 comments:

kurt9 said...

Good one, Vox!

Revelation Means Hope said...

she could give her BMI, or her weight in kg.

But I love seeing things like this. Odds that she'll go out with him (IF she isn't a fatty) are quite high.

Bob said...

Bwahahah. Love it when the tables get turned.

Bitches reel off SO many fucking demands about being tall, dark, handsome, a "bad boy who treats her right and only has eyes for her" etc, then flip their shit when a bloke has preferences too.

Miguel D'Anconia said...

Very nice!!!! Dumb broad! Get me a beer and iron my shirt honey!

Anonymous said...

I think most women know perfectly well that their weight matters. One of the clues that my wife was having an affair was when, after years of yo-yo dieting (weight fell and rose, fell and rose) she got skinny and kept the weight off.

Anonymous said...

Priceless

Anonymous said...

If anything, #DoubleStandards Man was being nice. After all, women can keep their weight down if they want to, but men cannot make themselves taller.

hank.jim said...

He: What are you wearing?
She: A dress.
He: Do you look fat in it?

Bob said...

^ LOL

And heh, I'm 5ft7, so I'm totally going to use the "How heavy are you" line if a girl bitches at me about that.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, there are also far too many of these gamma lameasses around, which makes our job harder.

Dark Age Fire said...

She's right, it doesn't matter because in America guys will line up around the block to hump fat beasts all day long.

Tommy Hass said...

It's shocking how entitled women are.

1sexistpig2another said...

How heavy are you?

What?


LOL

Beautiful.

T.L. Ciottoli said...

Or perhaps:

"What's your fertile ovary count?"
"What?"
"How old is your uterus?"
"Why does that matter?"
"My heirs will not incubate in some run-down shithole." #MyStandards

Desiderius said...

JC,

"Odds that she'll go out with him (IF she isn't a fatty) are quite high."

Too many words. At least he was patronizing.

Desiderius said...

Corvinus,

"there are also far too many of these gamma lameasses around, which makes our job harder."

That's the competition, champ. Easier, not harder. Get out there.

Anonymous said...

"How much do you weigh?"
"106"
"Pounds, kilos or stone?"

Bob said...

Used this today, fucking excellent counter

Got a "Why are you gonna be picking me up" back, along with her dress size.

Went good from there.

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