Yes, female ferrets will develop a minor medical issue if they have been waiting for a mate for too long: It's called "death." More specifically, the thing that kills them is a fatal state of too much horniness. Unlike human females, with their fancy and confusing system of spontaneous ovulation (which has the negative effect of making them not constantly fertile and infuriating iguanas), ferrets have induced ovulation, meaning that they will remain in heat until they have sex.So, perhaps we in the Game community should be a just little more tolerant when the Jezzies and other hormone-addled feminists waddle over and bray nonsensical spittle at us. It's not entirely their fault that they're hopelessly illogical and deeply unpleasant, they're simply hormone-poisoned from their inability to attract men capable of giving them what they are desperately craving.
Unfortunately, the hormones that flood their body during heat are toxic and will sooner or later kill them if a guy ferret doesn't come along and end their torment with a good dicking....
It is science. And we all know that you can't argue with science.
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Ferrets aren't as hairy.
It used to be common knowledge that a sensible husband would impregnate his wife as soon as possible upon marriage, and that women who failed to become pregnant would become hysterical and a major chore to deal with within a few years.
The treatment for hysteria used to be line-voltage-powered vibrators in a doctor's office.
Aaron,
Is that where " the Shocker " comes from?
This is why I love this blog.
completely sexual, feral creatures they are. they know it, and hate each other for it. can't trust their own judgement.......no control, no agency, no longevity.
learn this in theory and practice.....rule your world.
Except they don't simply die like the ferrets.
Except they don't simply die like the ferrets.
Maybe they do...
BUT THEY COME BACK...
A friend of mine was in a nasty mountain bike accident a while back. Broken femur, broken ribs, punctured lung... He's been on the IR as far as husbandly duties are concerned for about 6 weeks. His wife has been getting noticeably more shrewish over that time.
Perhaps it is like some sort of histamine reaction?
Imagine the hell of needing to sneeze but being unable to.
Perhaps the manosphere can collectively white knight one last time and deliver the cure.
Nate's said forever that feminists just need a good dicking.
Then in the EU, they've noticed weight has other problems
His wife has been getting noticeably more shrewish over that time.
Yes indeed, that does tend to happen, I'm afraid.
sunshinemary: that's a beautiful post. God bless.
On the gripping hand......
Perhaps the Mote in God's Eye was on to something with the moties.
I love using the term Jezebel to describe these women, it's completely appropriate. For some reason during the first 1/2 of the 19th century it more or less went out of style, right around the time of WW2 I believe.
My roommate and I regularly use different versions...Jezzie, Jezz, Jezzy Train Wreck, JTW, Jizzabel, the list goes on.
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