For those who insist that women are pure, innocent, and pedestal-worthy, I invite them to consider the incontrovertible evidence of female evil: Spacebunny knowingly and purposefully inflicted this velutinous Lovecraftian horror upon me this morning.
It may not initially seem so bad, but just wait until you belatedly realize that you've been whistling it to yourself and recoil in spine-chilling self-loathing. Granted, it's pretty funny to see her walk around cheerfully singing it and shaking her ass, but THIS ONLY GOES TO SHOW MIND-BOGGLINGLY EVIL IT IS!
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I shall now take my eyes out with a pencil.
Vox, this is easily the most offensive thing you've ever posted. I swear sometimes you actually sit back and try to top yourself.
My wife once tricked me into riding "It's a Small World" at Disney. Took years of therapy to get that mindwhig out of my head.
10 seconds was all I could take. I understand not wanting to suffer alone, but AAAGGGHH!! Back to my Amos Lee now...
When I read "Parry Grip," I thought of the old Robin Hood Daffy cartoon ("Parry! Dodge! Spin") and was expecting the bunnies to swordfight. Now I'm just sad.
Surely the ears suffer more in this case.
I don't get it, but I don't have a Space Bunny type squirreling into my mind and lobotomizing my manhood and stealing my testosterone with softness, so... I can resist the power of the dark side. You are pwned. I suppose that isn't all bad, by the sounds of it. But it's not my lot, yet. The most sure prisons are comfortable? Hehehe I hope you aren't in pink briefs or boxers yet but I dun even wanna know. Does she buy your clothes? No... dun even wanna know that.
Awesome. At least she's shaking her ass, so there is that.
AWWW, it's just a baby.
HI BABY!!!!!
I didn't find anything in there that it was possible to whistle to. Did you post the wrong link?
This is exactly why I think that when Vox says "whistles", he really means "sings under his breath".
what the fuck is this shit
It's baby bunnies... hop hop doobity boo. They're all about love.
They are all potential good meals. Taste like chicken.
Not so much. I am not sure what they taste like, but it isn't chicken. Not bad, just... different. The Navy fed us rabbits often in Orlando, or did long ago.
It's a roundabout way of saying "sometimes you still can lighten the fuck up". It is an especially important message to a new Red Pill convert such as yourself.
The sciencey Manosphere word for the concept is "calibration".
Aww, too cute.
No.
What is truly evil is the spectacle of you rubbing it into the face of frustrated single males that there is a Spacebunny sending you cute sh*t like this and shaking her ass.
LOL! I know what you're doing.
"Some people try to put you down, but you just eat the celery in the face"
Best lyrics ever!
i hate you. this made me physically ill. lol.
The military does its best to keep cute things from us, the corollary is that when a cute thing does make it through the dragnet, all are disarmed against it.
For instance, I caught a baby lizard that had snuck into our building, barely 2 inches long with his oversized gecko head and the cutest little tiny lizard feet, and before long it was called El Guapo, had its own place of honor in the office, a padded box with all the ants it could eat, and the official title of Senior Economic Adviser. All higher ranking officials were powerless against it's charm.
They start young, these...lizards.
Remember the wizard in Search for the Holy Grail: There-are-those-who-call-him-Tim said, in his Scots accent:
AYE, BUT ITS GOT A MEAN STREAK A MILE WIDE!!!
If by "under his breath" you mean "at the top of his lungs while sporting a jaunty beret," I suspect you are correct.
Just got 9 baby 2-day old chicks. I feel my testosterone levels dropping by the hour. They are hard to resist.
This post is the sixth hit on google for the term "hop hop a doobity boo".
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