I'll be your girlfriend on facebook for 10 days. I'm Cathy, a 23 year old student and I live in New York city. There's a second option by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make somone jealous that's also possible, just send me the message(s) and the facebook-link! byebye!x (I don't! do any promotional stuff!Though many girls deny that game works on them, this is evidence that they understand it (at least instinctually), and use it to their benefit. While it is probably not as effective as hiring an escort to make someone jealous, it is certainly cheaper. And she is just cute enough that she really could inspire jealousy, or at least interest. What would your three messages be?
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
A Facebook Whore
For those who want to forgo the difficulty of earning social-proof through game, there is a solution:
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It's a good idea, but she'd have to use completely different pictures on her actual facebook page.
Otherwise, if your girlfriend finds that ad with Google image search, you'd be in for a long session of cruel laughter. And I guarantee she'd tell her friends and yours.
Jumbotron fail.
An easier way to do this is find a picture of some cute random girl. Make your own profile for her and post on your own wall. Just as creepy, but cheaper.
Funny, Scott. But true.
I sense a high-profit business opportunity here.. :-)
it's like the movie "can't buy me love" via the internet.
Or, go to the trouble of making a sock puppet email account, and then a sock puppet facebook account, and post your own messages to your facebook page.
What added value is there from paying someone?
Look at all my imaginary friends . . .
Scott; that brings up a good point. This could actually be some game savy guy who is using some pictures to turn a buck.
Learn. To. Spell. You. Stupid. American. Bitch.
Oops, that's seven.
What added value is there from paying someone?
I had to laugh at the notion that using a sock instead of a whore is just as convincing.
The fact of it is this: being exposed as a facebook john is not as humiliating as it is being made out to be. It all depends on how you handle the exposure.
If it ends up being exposed sometime after the fact, and the john shrugs, smiles and says, "Hey, it worked!" or "Cheapest date I ever had," he'll get over.
If he turtles and cringes and blushes, well, then, yeah, he's going to get piled on.
I think it is funny, especially since her picture is really ideal for the ruse.
My 3 messages would be:
"LOL! You've always hated my left eye!"
"I can't believe you tricked me into doing that! There are laws!"
"Just thinking about Tennessee last summer, you pyromaniac."
GUILTY! This is the oldest game in the book!
I did this once for a guy friend on purpose. We were truly friends and I was truly not interested in him. His girlfriend was giving him trouble at prom time and he had spent tons of money so she felt she could pull stuff and demand stuff. She had also decided she might want to see other people all of the sudden.
He was moaning about it and I just laughed and said "tell her that I said I would go with you instead". He called her right then and there and we laughed as she screamed. She was putty in his hands until I left for college.
HEHE!
Carlotta
Carlotta, I like your style.
Got any single daughters you want to pawn off?
LOL Indyguy77. Thanks!
Not all girls are bitches, and some of us freely admit that we can be :)
As for the daughters, I do. But they are little and just starting their training on being Wives and Mama's. I already feel bad for my future son-in-laws. They have to get through my Husband LOL.
Carlotta
Message #1
Hey babe thanx for the great time. I'm looking forward to next weekend.
Response from you:
NONE
Message #2
OMG! Last night was great! I never thought I could get that kinky with two other women and you. I see "us" going some place.
Response from you:
You're welcome.
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Message #3
I know I came on kinda strong with the relationship stuff...but did you really have to take out a restraining order?
Response from you:
Yes.
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