Yale psychologist Marianne LaFrance found that medium-length hair is best for looking smart; too long is too sexy, and too short is too boyish.Or rather, it would be if psychology was a science. Which it isn't. But that doesn't make long hair any less attractive or short hair any less offputting. Still, it is informative to know that working women are actually advised to cut their hair if they want to reduce their sexual appeal, is it not?
Ladies, if you require any assistance working through the logical implications of this and how you can use those conclusions to increase your sexual market value, I am here to help.