Saturday, March 26, 2011

Negging as a cure for bitchiness

Michelle is a bitch. No one can say anything around without her sarcastic commentary. Her husband, Derek, is a very cheerful guy, but she does nothing but shit-test him. Having her around can bring a whole group down. I have wanted to call her a bitch to her face for a while now but refrained because her husband is a friend, and I doubt it would have much effect anyway. The only thing I could do was ignore her and try to avoid engaging her.

Today I could not avoid it. I was getting some lunch with Derek and found out half-way through that he had invited his wife. The first thing out of her mouth when she sat down was a shit-test directed at me. I failed miserably. The contempt just radiated off her. As she went to get her meal I pulled myself together and got into the right mind set. As soon as returned she lobbed another shit-test at me. I ignored it and asked Derek: "Is it the hormones?" (she is pregnant which makes the bitchiness even worse). She laughed and tried again. I asked her if she felt her IQ go down while pregnant. She laughed. Now I know that these were not really negs. They were closer to insults, but for this woman they were warranted. Throughout the meal I did nothing but neg and tease her. I teased her about being fat, stupid, and generally obnoxious and the more I did the more pleasant she became. I highly doubt that this approach would work with every grouchy pregnant woman but at least I found a way to make future interaction with this particular grouchy pregnant woman much more bearable.

(Names have been changed)


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

To quote Roissy, neg fatties MERCILESSLY! You passed. :-) I had to make a woman sleep on the floor last night. The next morning she was much nicer. She's been calling and texting me today. I was running the DavidX stuff on her; worked really well.

JT said...

I know some ├╝ber-sarcastic women who won't take negs well most of the time.

Granted, it could be that I need to polish my skills.

But I think sometimes their minds are too screwed and their mood too spoiled to react well. If that is so, the key here is to be able to tell when she is "neggable".

Anonymous said...

No JT, the more spoiled rotten she is, the more negging she needs. As Winston Churchill said, "If you're going through hell, keep going."

JT said...

Joseph Dantes, absolutely always? You don't contemplate the possibility of someone who's mind and mood are so spoiled that they are just not worth the effort?
Sometimes sarcasm is just a bed to be teased by a masculinity dose.
Sometimes is like the lepers' bell.

JT said...

Sorry, I meant "beg to be teased".

Smesko said...

Are you sure that you're an Omega? You seem way too outgoing for one.

JT said...

Smesko, are you talking to me? Because I don't see what you mean by outgoing here or how that's Omega.

Smesko said...

No, I was talking to RM.

VD said...

My philosophy is to always call out passive-aggressive sniping, of both the male and female varities. As a general rule, women who bitch and snipe prefer to do so from social cover and rely upon men's reticence to disturb the peace. This sort of woman is very uncomfortable with direct and open conflict, so stripping away the social cover will usually cause them to beat a hasty retreat... sometimes a literal retreat.

When I was in high school and was sporting the Duran Duran bleached bangs look - yes, this was back in the 80s - a few mothers were being a little bitchy and attempting to embarrass me about the idea that boy would color his hair. I just smiled and commented that I was hardly the only one there whose hair happened to be colored.

Unsurprisingly, they dropped the subject immediately.

Josh said...

This also works for sisters and mothers, btw.

RM said...

@Smesko: Positive. In the past I would have done nothing but let her make me miserable. The difference between then and now is that now I know game and I am committed to practicing it.

RM said...

Also I am alot less outgoing then I seem. I can only stand to be around people so long. I force myself to be in social situations so I can learn.

Timothy Webster said...

I haven't yet run across a woman of that sort who doesn't either appreciate the negs, or flee. RM is doing good.

Joshua_D said...

The best response to incorrect action is to inflict pain - either physical pain, or mental pain. But always pain.

A neg is simply a mental beating for a grown women, or man. Works like a charm.

LP2021 Bank of LP Work in Progress said...

Negging keeps me grounded. I respect the cat who can scratch me and draw a little blood. It's ballsy.

Anonymous said...

A neg for a man puts him in his place, too. And that's what I do back to assholes.

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