Friday, June 9, 2017

One cannot gamma any harder

You see, my dear Gamma males, this is why you NEED TO STOP LYING. Everyone sees through it.


41 comments:

Aeoli Pera said...

Look behind every feminist and you'll find a BDSM profile.

Ron said...

Rule 34. End of discussion.

Gareth said...

Am I being thick? Long time reader here but I don't get what is being illustrated in this post.

Krul said...

Gareth, Kurt accidentally tweeted out a photo in which his browser tabs can be seen in the background, and one of them is a hentai website.

Here, Kurt is lying in an attempt to salvage his reputation and nobody is fooled, and VD is showing that as an example of Gamma behavior.

Actually, Eichenwald's "explanation" is even worse than the offense. "I was looking up tentacle porn with my kids, as you do, when..."

Mr.MantraMan said...

Not all jews are like that.

Frantic Frogposter said...

The concept of digging your hole deeper when you find yourself in one, instead of jumping out and laughing it off.

dvdivx said...

Mr.MantraMan said...

Kind of like not all muslims are like that.

Dane said...

Yeah, been there unfortunately.
I was caught looking up porn this past Christmast holidays (not on the big days sheesh) by a female family member. I forgot to clear my laptop browser. In my defence, no one but me is allowed on the thing.
In any case the news was quickly spread about that I'm a perv.
My response was simply; Next Time ask permission before you take my things.
I'm a grown man. Looking at Porn doesn't define me. Your offense is noted but not my concern. Honestly, its probably the most common habit of men and teenage boys the world over.
There was no mocking, just askance views but I refused to be embarrased and ashamed so it blew over pretty quickly.
I may not be an Alpha but K.E's reaction is at least something I can say from experience is not how I would handle the situation.

Krul said...

Passwords are your friend, Dane.

Stg58/Animal Mother said...

Dane,

If you catch that same female relative reading romance porn or Fifty Shades of Grey...you know what to do.

Farnswords said...

"Believe it or not..."

Not.

rumpole5 said...

I don't see anything wrong with a healthy interest in sex. (And pictures of the opposite sex, of course). That is how our bodies are designed to operate so as to make new humans. There is also the natural curiosity about the sex details of the hot and well endowed. I remember as a youth being quite impressed with a photo of a young woman servicing 3 men at one time. However, in large part, doesn't it just make more sense to just find a real woman, fuck her rregulary to slake the sex drive, and then get on with real life?

Wanderer said...

@Dane

You need to look into NoFap. Porn is cancer.

Gareth said...

Thanks krul, got it 👍

tz said...

Tentacle porn? Omega?
I'm not sure he's lying and it would be worse if true.

Rabbi B said...

Possibly the best Tweet ever ...

Comfortably Smug‏ @ComfortablySmug

Jim Comey: I'm gonna dominate the news cycle today.

Kurt Eichenwald: Hold my tentacle.

paworldandtimes said...

"-- my kids & I were trying to convince my wife..."

Never drag your family into your sordid mess, even at one remove. If you have to gamma-lie, at least say "a friend" or "a coworker".

PA

Annie DiPiombo said...

Yeah, it's not like you can't take one look at the guy and know that he probably likes Japanese porno, like every single bespectacled dork in the world. It's just that we've gotten ourself up some weird cultural creek in which leftists, who in the 60s were supposed to be all about sexual liberation and the libertine May 68 lifestyle are now the new Puritan--when I was a kid, it was all about gotcha shaming the horny hillbillies like Jimmy Swaggart. Shame is a two edged sword.

It's not just "stop lying"--you know the next phase of this is admission of guilt and tearful apologies and promises of reform. No backsliding!

As always the theory of gamma is the microscope we need to examine the convoluted paths taken by the male psyche under a regime which perverts the development of men.

Dalrock said...

Instapundit linked to a post yesterday with the backstory on this: https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/267003/

Arthur Isaac said...

You'd think hentai would trigger Kurt's epilepsy. I wonder if he's brought the makers up on charges yet.

Carl Philipp said...

"Yeah, it's not like you can't take one look at the guy and know that he probably likes Japanese porno, like every single bespectacled dork in the world."

..........

Now do some Googling about the last porn-related thing he got in trouble for.

OGRE said...

You can't hide from /pol. Just ask Shia's flag. If Nerdy McWeeaboo wants to push it hes going to have weaponized autism up his ass like a gnarled, veiny tentacle.

Elocutioner said...

@Rabbi B - I think this one was even better -

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/872874111504072704

Best Mom Eva @mombot
You are now "Kurt Ecchiwald".

Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club said...

This was all over the Twitter yesterday to the point of "Enough already."

And I still don't really know who Kurt Eichenwald is or why he matters in anyway.

SirHamster said...

Here, Kurt is lying in an attempt to salvage his reputation and nobody is fooled, and VD is showing that as an example of Gamma behavior.

The saddest part is that as a Gamma, he is utterly failing.

He's claiming to be a journalist who can't find tentacle porn on the Internet.

Anchorman said...

And I still don't really know who Kurt Eichenwald is or why he matters in anyway.

You don't need to know, really. The post was to demonstrate "gamma gotta gamma," not (necessarily) let's enjoy this tool's public humiliation.

Chris said...

Hmm:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai

Alexandros said...

Hahahahahhahahhaha who is this guy anyway?

OGRE said...

Anchorman,

why can't we both?

Jon Mollison said...

For the record, Kurt Eichenwald is a second rate Newsweek Editor (but I repeat myself) who tried to make a name for himself going after the alt-right. He regularly gets in Twitter fights and accuses anyone to the right of himself to be a sad sack that masturbates to anime. They always project.

He's also the guy who was drunk posting one night, did something stupid, and then accused a guy of triggering an epileptic fit by sending him a flashing GIF. That's one thing, but then he doubled down by calling the police and the FBI on said flashing GIF troll.

He's a sad sack all the way around, and watching him get mauled was delightful.

roughcoat said...

Ah, the superhuman incompetence excuse. Very convincing.

It's trivial to find tentacle porn even on non-porn sites. Probably 95%+ of the images involving tentacles on the internet are tentacle porn. In yahoo images with safesearch off, literally every single image except one that I see without scrolling is tentacle hentai, after searching for just "tentacle".

And the porn he was looking at is absolutely vanilla by today's standards anyway. What a stupid thing to beclown oneself over.

Koanic said...

The tentacle porn story is remotely possible, except for "didn't find any". If one lie, all lies.

Wikipedia does however have an article on it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica

Koanic said...

" accuses anyone to the right of himself to be a sad sack that masturbates to anime. They always project." Fantastic if true. Completes the gamma kike liar portrait.

Yep it's true!!!

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/msnbc-guest-trumps-alt-right-fans-childless-single-men-who-masturbate-to-anime/

Bob said...

Yup, his standard retort was "stop watching cartoons and go to bed", hah.

https://pics.me.me/kurt-eichenwald-kurteichenwald-3-sep-2016-replying-to-flmenfortrump-dont-22429448.png

Seth Schueler said...
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Seth Schueler said...

Is this not the Wikipedia page for Hentai (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai)? KE clearly dug deeper, but denying the reality of the Hentai wiki page is just stupid.

Krul said...

There seems to be a miscommunication here with the Wikipedia tweet. @CatlinNya isn't saying that there is no wikipedia page for "hentai", s/he is saying there is no page for THE hentai that Eichenwald was looking at: b-chiku.

I know because I just looked up the tweet is still up, and the link is to a Wikipedia search for "b-chiku", not "hentai" or "tentacle porn". See: https://twitter.com/CatlinNya/status/872869238654078977

I don't know why s/he would make that point, except that s/he misunderstood what Eichenwald tweeted before that and thought it contradicted him.

((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Give us this day our daily bait, that we may crush our enemies, see their weaksauce driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women, thank you Baby Jesus, Amen ) said...

Mr.MantraMan said...
Not all jews are like that.



au contraire.

all Jews DO look up tentacle porn with their kids. it's one of the Babylonian Talmud Mitzvah.

Alexandros said...

This is truly the greatest timeline when hentai can embarass normies to this delicious degree.

Mr.MantraMan said...

When all is said in done, how is it that a dipshit like Porn Jew can be our ruler?

So in effect we are ruled by a lunatic where everyday is "Sophie's Choice" that is only softened by weird porn and the soothing mental exercise of cruelty towards the dispossessed (us).

And clowns like that wonder why the peasants of the Pale hated them and probably tell horror stories of such rule to their young children.

VFM #7634 said...

You see, my dear Gamma males, this is why you NEED TO STOP LYING. Everyone sees through it.

I wouldn't be surprised if very Gamma traditional Catholics have a tendency to screw up their confessions. Since it can be a serious sin, it might help explain why they tend to be rather nutty.

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