Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Your TV lied to you

Even being from a wealthy and famous family, with a first-rate athletic pedigree, isn't enough to overcome the negative factor of being black in the eyes of most young women:
So much for having famous parents. Actress Gabrielle Union said the boys she's raising in Chicago with Bulls guard Dwyane Wade have had difficulty "pulling chicks."

Wade has two sons, 14-year-old Zaire and 9-year-old Zion, with his high school sweetheart Siohvaughn Funches. He had a third son from a different relationship, Xavier, in 2013. He is also raising his teenage nephew, Dahveon Morris. Wade, 34, and Union, 44, wed in 2014.

Union told Harper's Bazaar in an article posted online Monday that she empathizes with her older boys' desire to fit in at school and to be seen as "raceless and truly judged by their character, not for the skin they are wearing."

"So much of their issues with skin color have to do with who girls choose," Union said. "And if you're going to a school where there aren't that many black girls, A) you're already further down on the totem pole, and they're like, 'We've got two famous parents, this should really be helping us pull chicks! But nope? Nothin'? Nobody?'"

Union said their popular female classmates in Chicago are choosing "Bieber looking" boys.
Imagine that! Who would have ever imagined that all those ads and television shows were not faithfully reflecting the realities of male-female attraction?

41 comments:

Ron said...
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MATT said...

At least they have sensible names.

MATT said...

At least they have sensible names.

dc.sunsets said...

Famous parents: Check.
Mix-and-match "family" form: Check.
Funky names: Check.
"Mommy" emphasizing "pulling" "chicks:" Check.
Used to Living Large: Check.

Odds these "boys" will be total, complete and utter fuck-ups? 100%

Al From Bay Shore said...

Some time ago, you mentioned the need to take the time to form the institutions/ platforms to fight the culture war. I now understand what you meant by that. Here is the connection to this blog post: Black folks placed their eggs in the Civil Rights/ integration basket. This was a strategy that resulted in Black folks abandoning their own institutions/ platforms in the pursuit of integration. The dilemma faced by Union and Wade is a direct result of this - see Brown v. Topeka Bd. of Ed as an applicable example.

It appears that Wade and Union may not understand that the infallible and sacred Civil Rights Movement created their dilemma; that the poorly thought out integrationist strategy depleted the Black neighborhood of anything of value which includes K-12 level schools. Union's response to this dilemma is typical of the "Civil Rights Negro" mindset: blame white folks whether directly or through inference.

It's always a blast watching these "cry racism" people celebrate the symbol of their destruction every third Monday of January.

Mr.MantraMan said...

How we could have lost to these libtards is nearly beyond me, but then I realized we were "conservatives" and by its literal meaning we purposely played from behind, and loved it.

I mention that probably because the reporter is stuck in a mindset where these black kids are attending the Stepford School of Blond Haired Blue Eyed Aryan Supermen and Their Hot Chicks. My guess is that the "diversity" of the school wants nothing whatsoever to do with blacks. Imagine what a non-white parent tells their kids about blacks, especially after the D party promoted the BLM as the pinnacle of blackness.

No one upon the planet wants white supremacy more than a black person

tz said...

They need to learn Game?

Cail Corishev said...

Reading between the lines, it sounds like they're using their wealth to send their kids to expensive, perhaps private schools where most of the kids are white. I'm sure they could find an all-black school in Chicago -- probably even a good private one -- where their sons would be BMOC. Wonder why they don't attend one of those?

Mr.MantraMan said...

Note to black people, stop listening to hysterical white women and their hag fag accomplices, for those people are cruel, cruel people.

Happy Housewife said...

Interesting that she's saying this now, right before her new movie comes out. Aiming for the white guilt crowd, I suppose.

manuel hernandez said...
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manuel hernandez said...

The one thing that quite gives me a chuckle is the whole "pulling chicks" thing. I suppose the misogynist-sexist-men-who-only-chase-girls narrative goes out the window when it's your boys not getting laid and it's your possibilities of having grandchildren and having them around just to spoil them and giving you something to live for. The more things change the more they stay the same. Go figure.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

LOL @ "raceless and truly judged by their character, not for the skin they are wearing."

genericviews said...

Pulling chicks? They are 14 and 9. If I were the parent of a daughter that age I would definitely not be wanting her to get "pulled" by anyone. Is the Black community that screwed up that sexual behavior among children is expected and parents fret if it doesn't happen?

liberranter said...

LOL @ "raceless and truly judged by their character, not for the skin they are wearing."

Yeah. Truly breathtaking hypocrisy coming from people who harp on Race Ueber Alles 24/7 when they perceive it to be to their advantage to do so.

manuel hernandez said...

@genericviews

Another thing that came to mind about the whole "pulling chicks" thing is this: Thanks to "gender equality", mothers came tell their boys to go pull chicks, nothing happens. Fathers tell their boys the same, I'll bet you anything they'll be accused of perpetuating rape culture, objectification of women's bodies, among other nonsense.

Austin Ballast said...

She is a decade older than the father and none of the boys are her own. Why did no one even note that? They already have an odd relationship. He slept around and she got a "hot" marriage partner when she was headed downhill.

No surprise their family is messed up. Just wait for the future as dc.sunsets noted.

MycroftJones said...

@genericviews same thought here; the boys are 14 and 9; "pulling chicks" shouldn't be a huge concern. Although, really, starting at age 13, it is. The internet and smart phone has changed everything. The red pill is circulating at the high schools like wildfire. Everyone is afraid they'll lose out in the struggle of life.

elijahrhodes said...

Here's a fun little game. Go to Google Images and search for:

1. Black couple. The results are what you'd expect. Nothing but black couples.

2. White couple. You'll get a few white couples followed quickly by page after page of white women with black men.

paworldandtimes said...

There they go again with blacks' organic inability to see anyone else as a being with its own agency and destiny, rather than an object of the dindu's utility.

The White girls they're not pulling were not created and raised by their parents to serve as a dishrag for wiping down the African's genetic blackness.

PA

manuel hernandez said...

@Austin Ballast

That thought just crossed my mind. Just going off what was written above, she has no children of her own and she is 40. Trying to compensate perhaps by being the coolest hip mom. Also, this is how incest porn starts.

bkm ( wut is the great flaw in the Alt-R? too many chiefs, insufficient Injuns. good thing Vox Day is the Little Injun That Could pull that fine train. { Vox Gayness intensifies } ) said...

Union said their popular female classmates in Chicago are choosing "Bieber looking" boys.

notice that Union gives not the slightest quanta of a fuck about the QUALITY of the girl ( is she a gold digger? ), only that she be 'popular'.

she's complaining because 'her' boys aren't "popular".

once again, women don't give a fuck about anything but social status games.

Timmy3 said...

"Pulling chicks" means screw. She sounds like a predator. She's not that famous, but was pretty good in "Bring It On".

VoodooJock said...

What a nightmare these peoples lives must be. Perhaps Michelle Obama can hold up a sign with a hashtag on it to bring awareness to their plight. Hold a candlelight vigil or something.

genericviews said...

Only Bieber looking boys? At 13, they are ALL "Bieber looking" boys.

liberranter said...

She is a decade older than the father and none of the boys are her own. Why did no one even note that?

I noticed it immediately. However, given that this is a black "celebrity" family consisting of an actress and an athlete (a.k.a. ghetto thug with a million-dollar bankroll [for now]), the "FuckedUp Factor" is something I took for granted and didn't think was even worth mentioning as it should have been assumed right away. I'm surealmost everyone else here noticed the same and didn't mention it for the same reason (would you feel inclined to point out that a bull had horns?).

Cail Corishev said...

Yeah, I noticed that you'd need an org chart to keep track of the various half- and step-relationships in their family. But that kind of thing wouldn't keep them from getting dates these days, especially when the goal is "pulling chicks" and not imminent marriage.

Whisker biscuit said...

Blacks and their scrambled up families and stupid names. Good grief.

Tarrou said...

I've said it before many times, in many different forums. I live in a majority-minority town and there is obviously a noticeable amount of interracial relationships. I've only seen two WM/BF ones, and in both the woman was far more attractive than her husband/boyfriend. BM/WF is far more common, but the attractiveness gap is large, obvious, and not in black men's favor. As an unscientific eyeball of the city, I'd say being white is worth 3-4 points for a man and 6-8 points for a woman when dating inter-racially.

Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 said...
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Mountain Man said...
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Mountain Man said...

Honestly what sane, normal mother worries about her 9 y.o. ( and even 14 y.o.) ability to "pull chicks".
Is it any wonder the black community is in the shape that its in.? Parents wanting to see their boys breeding out at 9..and worried if their not. Damn these people are fucking rabbits

Whisker biscuit said...

Even here in rural KY, there is a solid amount of mud sharking going on. 9 times out of 10 it's lower-class white trash women that are rotund or skany meth heads that are covered in tats. The worst part is the sheer amount of mixed kids being produced. They're rejected by the white kids, and they're aren't any blacks to buddy up with. So they are just there with the Mexicans at the far end of the ladder. Most of them have behavioral issues too; but ol momma doesn't care as long as she gets her Newports, EBIT card, meth, and black cock.

What a fucking mess. Even rural America is becoming jacked up.

Arthur Isaac said...

The quality of their education matters not at all.

Boko Harambe said...

Mountain man, consider their status and family situation. Sex rules. Union has step kids, not biological children. Wade has a passel of brats with various baby mommas. That is the apparent norm for more money than sense types, and for no money, no sense types.

There is a middle but it's ignored or co-opted into the white woman/black male model shown in advertising ad nauseum. You know, black men can't get on with a just life without a white woman (hmmm...has this been examined?).

The notion that a nine-year old isn't getting tail troubles my Christian heart, but I'm inclined to agree with HH. Publicity for Union's next film. Get her name in the news. Fatigue for this nonsense is building, though. I'm not sure anyone will really care. The Kardashian mudsharks killed it all. F*ck whom you want...we'll make more!

JP said...

Where do they get these names from?

Boko Harambe said...

Bob Marley, apparently. Great misunderstood verses from mistranslated Bible passages. Because they godly.

Artisanal Toad said...

@dc sunsets

Famous parents: Check.
Mix-and-match "family" form: Check.
Funky names: Check.
"Mommy" emphasizing "pulling" "chicks:" Check.
Used to Living Large: Check.

Odds these "boys" will be total, complete and utter fuck-ups? 100%


You should add "Mom has nude photos on the internet" to the list. Nothing like having nekkid pics of "mommy" available to really help develop that parental respect.

In fact, it's rather good litmus test. If typing her name into Google images along with the word "nude" brings it out, understand that this is part of the modern woman's progressive system of merit badges:

Burning desire to just "have fun" as a goal in life.
Entitlement attitude.
Sexual promiscuity
Experimental rug munching
"Private" nude photos, selectively shared.
Hacked and strangely colored hair.
Tattoos and/or staples in the skin.
Experimental mudsharking
Proudly visible tattoos and/or staples in the face.
Nude photos online.
Public mudsharking.
Proud mother of mudsharked thugspawn
Public repentance of previous "mistakes" after age 30+
Displays of her love for her boyfriend Jesus
Demand to be wifed up by successful man who "accepts" her thugspawn.
New baby to seal the deal the fool that wifed that up.
Boredom and boyfriend on the side
Claim abuse victim status
Marital counseling
Husband buys her new car, wardrobe and tits in an effort to "make amends"
Divorce-rape the idiot afterward
Loudly preach about surviving abuse and horrible man with the help of boyfriend Jesus.
Quietly return to rug munching
Collect cats to take the place of children who refuse to have contact.
Run for public office as a Democrat.

John Williams said...

Sounds like they're going to revert to the mean.

dc.sunsets said...

The White girls they're not pulling were not created and raised by their parents to serve as a dishrag for wiping down the African's dicks. There, IFIFY.

but ol momma doesn't care as long as she gets her Newports, EBIT card, meth, and black cock. This is why I'm not Alt-White, but Alt-West. A majority of the most Fucked Up students in my wife's 4th grade classroom are white. A nation of them wouldn't be much different from any of the world's armpits or cesspools, and stupid people really do reproduce like rabbits.

You should add "Mom has nude photos on the internet" to the list. Nothing like having nekkid pics of "mommy" available to really help develop that parental respect.

This. I strongly suspect that in this Age of Extremely Poorly Understood, but Widespread Technology, nearing 100% of good looking teen girls will have nude selfies floating around the ether, just waiting to pop up like a long-fused time bomb.

How many teens are wise enough to realize that any digital image is permanent, and almost 100% likely to escape whatever faux privacy protections they think they've implemented? ("Now Donny, promise me you won't forward these pictures if I send them to you, okay?")

We don't know what the Idiotic unintended consequences of Smartphones will be, but it's not rocket science to imagine one looming catastrophe....

paworldandtimes said...

A majority of the most Fucked Up students in my wife's 4th grade classroom are white. A nation of them wouldn't be much different from any of the world's armpits or cesspools, and stupid people really do reproduce like rabbits.

Those are the great-grandkids of the dad in Loretta Lynn's "Coalminers Daughter." For decades, neoliberalism mocked their God, sent off their fathers' jobs, liberated their mothers' gutter impulses, crippled their brothers in pointless wars, and obliterated their communities. It didn't have to be that way.

PA

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