Sunday, October 2, 2016

The inevitable end to affirmative consent

Universities will require virginity tests prior to both enrollment and graduation:
An Egyptian MP has called for women to be forced to undergo virginity tests before being admitted to university, it has been reported.

Parliamentary member Elhamy Agina called on the Minister of Higher Education to issue a mandate requiring him or his officials to enforce the virginity tests, Egyptian Streets reports. He has suggested that university cards could only been issued to female students on completition of a virginity test.

In an interview with local media, he said: “Any girl who enters university, we have to check her medical examination to prove that she is a Miss. Therefore, each girl must present an official document upon being admitted to university stating she’s a Miss.”

The term "Miss" in Egyptian culture is often used to refer euphemistically as to whether a woman is a virgin. 
If the universities let the Womens Studies professors perform the tests, they'll sign up for the program in a flash.

13 comments:

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Aeoli Pera said...

Geez, everybody knows the point of sending girls to college in the first place is to get them knocked up by college-educated guys.

Aeoli Pera said...

The early proponents of public education would have been horrified by this hijack of their breeding project.

Amy said...

How long will they remain virgins, I wonder.

Harsh said...

I have a better test. Get them drunk and see if they put out.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Seems legit.

ChickenChicken Sweep said...

Mr. Angina is certainly staying on message with all the main Islamic talking points:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/refugee-migrants-boat-drowned-egypt-coast-do-not-deserve-sympathy-elhamy-agina-egyptian-mp-says-a7331121.html

I just wish he would win all the arguments by saying, "It's the current year, why aren't you on the right side of history?"

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

lol @ "Mr. Angina"

Matamoros said...

Retest them every year. If they fail, then they don't get to reregister for the school year.

paworldandtimes said...

A young man rings the doorbell to pick up has date. Her dad opens and says, "she has acute angina."

The young fellow replies excitedly "yeah, and great tits too!"

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

lol

Kona Commuter said...

I won't hold my breath waiting to read the outrage from Western Feminists. They're to busy getting angry at Hugh Mungus

JP said...

HOLY SHIT WOMAN CAN GO TO UNIVERSITY IN EGYPT

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