Monday, September 12, 2016

Hmmmm


I'm not saying that the latest "Hillary Clinton" appearance was a body double, but something looks a bit different about the miraculously recovered version. And frankly, it's going to be a big disappointment to everyone if it turns out that the first fembots to reach the market were constructed on the model of Hillary Clinton rather than Liz Hurley, as we'd all anticipated.

To be honest, something about the shape of the woman's body immediately struck me as "off". Precisely what, I don't know, but my immediate subconscious reaction was "who is that?" She's a little too structurally squatty, as opposed to merely overweight like Hillary.

32 comments:

Matt said...

As someone on Twitter mentioned, she's also alone. I suppose if they were trying to make it seem as though she's perfectly fine it would make sense to have her solo for a few minutes, but it's still a bit odd.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Yeah, I noticed it, too. Something seems a bit off. I have to say, the cloddishness with which the Clinton campaign and MSM have handled this has been incredibly entertaining.

I can't get over those pantsuits...!

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

This is a really weird election.

CarpeOro said...

Well, ghouls do recover a bit after eating living flesh. Maybe she is alone because she devoured one of those who got too close.

swiftfoxmark2 said...

Maybe humanity has secretly hit the singularity and they were able to procure a new body for her?

Krul said...

Teresa Barnwell was apparently hired to double for Hillary Clinton last year.

Revelation Means Hope said...

"I feel great! It's a beautiful day in New York. Great, I feel great."

Doesn't give the voice analyzers much to go on for a direct comparison.

Now that it has been pointed out, it is obvious that she is always holding onto something when standing still, and consciously keeping her hands busy or holding her chest or something nearby.

I hope it remains a mystery for another 45 days. I want her numbers to creeeeeeeeeeep slowly down. Keep hope alive. Then smash them like a cheap china plate.

Zelezny said...

Yep it's Teresa Barnwell http://m.imgur.com/nrjKtBa

bob k. mando said...

no, it's not. the NYC body double has Jew nose. Barnwell's nose actually looks somewhat like Hillary's real nose.

whoever that was that subbed in on the street looks LESS like Hillary than Barnwell.


of course, regardless of the real identity of the double, the Clinton Campaign now has ANOTHER problem.

Hillary collapses in public, is bodily dragged into a van *with complete lack of motor control for her legs*.

couple of hours later 'she' walks out onto a public sidewalk, the picture of vital health.

the next day she cancels a campaign trip to California due to health reasons.

wait, wut?

HOW CAN THE CONDITION OF HER HEALTH PINBALL ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE THIS?

what is more reasonable, that she has a bipolar "health status" which varies hour to hour? or that she has a chronic AND DEGENERATIVE health state?

sorry, i forgot.

whatever is most reasonable is what the DNCNBC tells me is reality.

dave1941 said...

The Hillary on the left has the wrong aspect ratio, like a 16:9 video crammed into a 4:3 screen.

Happy Housewife said...

Has anyone seen that Kevin Klein movie, Dave? This is playing out almost exactly the same!

Anchorman said...

She has pneumonia and it can wipe her out at any point, so let's hug a random child.

grendel said...
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Christopher B said...

Bob.. possible with neurologic condition. The big black guy shadowing her constantly has been identified as a neuro specialist MD.

Before he passed my dad had a couple of episodes where he went catatonic for a couple days. Normal physical function (breathing, heartrate, etc) just totally unresponsive. Esentially 'woke up' both times after no intervention and with no apparent impact.

bob k. mando said...

Christopher B said...
Bob.. possible with neurologic condition.



*shrugs*

to admit to such a condition would STILL be an absolute disqualifying condition for the Presidency.

what's that, the presumptive President is prone to complete catatonia episodes from which they cannot be externally revived which may occur on a weekly basis? oh yeah, let's elect THIS dipshit.

we'll get midnight phone calls and just tell the Libyan terror army or Kim Jong Un or Putin to hold off for 12 hours until we can wake the Commander in Chief up.

THAT'S going to work really fucking well.

which means that you're going to be leaving the levers of government in the hands of Huma Abedin.

Huma Abedin thought Anthony Weiner would make a fantastic husband.

so much for her judgment.

Troy Lee Messer said...

MMMMMM..... Liz Hurley....ahgghghghgghh

/Homer Simpson

bob k. mando said...

grendel said...
That stand in looks like the CNN crisis actor woman.


that doesn't look anything like the Hillary stand in, the nose is completely wrong. the stand in has a nose that is smashed down in the front, truly bizarre looking from a side profile. nothing like Hillary's.

do all old women look the same to you?

Anchorman said...

I saw another angle of the picture on the left. She looked far dumpier in the picture - the way Hillary normally looks. I think that picture skews.

Picture

Cataline Sergius said...

She had clearly fed upon the blood of the innocent to restore herself once more.

Little known fact, the blood of innocent really takes pounds right off.

Escoffier said...

I'll just note that I absolutely believe they think we are this stupid.

Blue88 said...

Not only is she standing by herself, a serious target, she is carrying a purse. How often have you seen pictures of Clinton walking anywhere with a purse, especially when she is going to be waving to the crowd? You surely wouldn't want it to slip off the shoulder, making an awkward photo opportunity. Not only that, why would her staff let her carry a purse after a serious medical episode?

One Fat Oz Guy said...

It will be like the movie Dave if she's elected. It will even follow that Bill (the first lady in this case) will make a move on his replacement wife.

ZaijiaN said...

EVIDENCE:

https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/775373983470485504

grendel said...

Well I am wrong then, but when I first glanced at the stand in that's who it reminded me of.

Aeoli Pera said...

The hips are completely different.

Harsh said...

Pretty obviously a double. The fact that the MSM keeps trying to deny or downplay it is the proof.

Harsh said...

Pretty obviously a double. The fact that the MSM keeps trying to deny or downplay it is the proof.

Rob said...

You idiots! That's not Hillary! That's her stunt-double!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwV61t_Tec8

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

'ABC reports "Hillary Clinton's death"'

This election just got weirder.

Dexter said...

Right side - wearing heavy duty Depends.

Left side - no Depends.

Unknown said...

Image on the left is altered. Here's the unaltered screengrab: https://i.imgur.com/0PP4hjX.jpg

justthinkin said...

Yes, the image on the left is altered. The differences are not that stark when you look at the original video. What strikes me in the video, however, is the complete absence of staff or secret service as she walks from the building to the vehicle. When have we ever seen that?

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