Monday, September 5, 2016

Finish the sentence

"Bitch, you ain't a 10....

You just a 6 to Harambe."

But let's just be humble. He wouldn't want us fighting over how he would rate a female primate.

27 comments:

Eincrou said...

"...you're just a 3 to Harambe."

S1AL said...

"you're just a really round 1".

dc.sunsets said...

...on Planet Hideous."

Michael Maier said...

"you're just a really round 1"

I really hope this one sticks around in my memory banks.

#6277 Hammer said...

...you're an irritation.

David The Good said...

"...cause, you know, 10 ain't a prime number. And you're really a 'prime' example of femininity, so lovely and caring, sweet and, by the way, I don't know why you stay with your boyfriend. I don't mean to pry, but I don't think he values you like you deserve and I just wish you could see yourself as the goddess you really are... unique, like a 17 or 43 or 119. Prime. Actually, wait a minute... I'm not sure 119 is prime but you know what I mean. I would really like to buy you a chai latte and just talk sometime, though, and I hope you didn't mind me using the "b-word" - I realize it's demeaning and... hey... you leaving? I'm sorry. I am so sorry if I came across as sexist... uh... well... uh... okay, bye?"

matthew thomas said...

looks complete to me.

D.J. said...

"...even in binary."

Whisker biscuit said...

".....but after 4 mo' swigs of the MD20/20, you be a solid 3."

Double E said...

"...who bitch this is?"

steve said...

..so stop acting like one

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

You goys are cracking me up.

Sean said...

yoga pants aren't for you.

Jon M said...

-ding to my needs here. Now get back in the kichen and don't come back without a sandwich and a cold beer.

Jokah Macpherson said...

...yet.

Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen said...

wedding ring.

liberranter said...

" ... unless we're using a scale that ends in 1,000!"

kh123 said...

Alligators.

S1AL said...
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ace said...

...year old.

frenchy said...
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frenchy said...

"...so quit acting like one."

Megamerc said...

"...so quit acting like one." is the best so far, in my opinion.

It's hard to say where this should go without more context. Best I could personally come up with is this:

"...but I'll reserve judgment until after."

VFM #7634 said...

..., considering that you have the personality of a fat chick."

Malcivus said...

"Bitch, you ain't a 10...

...the Richter Scale don't even go that high."

Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen said...

Harambe likes boys.

Seth Schueler said...

I'm confused on this one. Whats this even about?

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