Tuesday, July 5, 2016

We're going to need a new rank


How do you even begin to classify this creature? Is there a Greek letter for "kill-it-with-fire"?

50 comments:

VoodooJock said...

Digamma.

szook said...

Just curious....is this needed only because the overalls are backwards?

Phil said...

I'd lump him in with the Lambdas.

No doubt he's among the less savory of the group. Who knew we'd get nostalgic for the days of "pound-me-in-the-ass" biker fags. At least they came about their perversion honestly.

Human Animal said...

Did you ever rank Philip Sandifer?

pdwalker said...

Good Grief!

There are no words for how repulsive it is.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Vox, thanks for this. I needed a good laugh first thing this morning.

This is a joke, right?

"I spend a lot of time down at the docks"

I bet he does.

Bard said...

Satire troll or real?

Bard said...

Satire troll or real?

rumpole5 said...

My first reaction was "We're doomed!" I need to go find a shitking of the week picture to block this image and bring the blood pressure back down again.

Happy Housewife said...

This guy has to be a troll. He likes to pair K-Mart clothing with his Chanel cape? Gold. Also, are those overalls on backwards?

Arthur Isaac said...

Omega-Gamma. Last picked of the gammas. Rabidly self identified gamma. Gamma going his own way.

Arthur Isaac said...

It has it's virtue signals crossed.

Rez Zircon said...

Trans-gamma.

Lucius Cincinnatus said...

I'm thinking gamda. Yes, the overalls are on backwards because he likes to hang out at the docks.

Ben Cohen said...

Kill it with Greek Fire.

rumpole5 said...

Here we go: antidote -- https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/06/22/shitlord-of-the-week-3/

rumpole5 said...

Antidote: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/06/22/shitlord-of-the-week-3/

dc.sunsets said...

I'm with the "troll" camp, although I grant that satire is very difficult to discern nowadays.

Leandro Novaes said...

I suggest the letter "Xi" to them. It's fitting. It would drive them haywire as many of them are already using it as their pronoums.

owlish said...

This is Great! Now, every time I have to deal with a self-important white knight millennial, I can just imagine them wearing that, and never have to take them seriously again!

3045b06c-42ca-11e6-b7b3-bb103664c81e said...

How about Pi-Rho?

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Has anyone else seen this story?

A Swedish feminist says its worse to be raped by a Swedish man than by an immigrant.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/214479#.V3vcGfkrLIV

Western women a f*cking nuts.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

*are

liberranter said...

Gammda?

VFM #7634 said...

I'd say a particularly pathetic strain of hipster. Low gamma. Lower than a lot of high-functioning omegas, in fact, and proof that there is some overlap between gamma and omega in attractiveness.

@Laguna Beach Fogey
Yeah, I linked to it with commentary on the previous thread here.

Sir Thermite said...

This can't be real...can it? I really wanna believe it's just trolling being done by Godfrey Elfwick's gay brother

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Vox, I forgot to mention, you were in a dream I had a couple of nights ago [no homo]. We were at a Nationalist victory celebration, and you were a featured speaker. You were being interviewed by reporters. I was also being interviewed, and both my parents were there (though my dad is gone). Too funny. This is the latest in a series of dreams I've had about fighting and war.

Sokrates said...

This guy can’t be serious. Is he even an human being btw?

From: http://freedompowerandwealth.com

Neanderzerk said...

Mu for infant mortality.

Rex Little said...

If it isn't satire, then any day now it will self-identify as female and save us the trouble of coming up with a rank.

Scott C said...

"This is a joke, right?"

Nope, just your typical modern Englishman.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/20/yougov-masculine-poll/

Res Ipsa said...

I thought lambda was a rank. Maybe a sub-rank like lambda in waiting or trans euro-trash.

Arthur Isaac said...

Epsilon, for estrogen mimicking compounds. Poster child for soy is not for boys and BHP plastics.

Arthur Isaac said...

Beautiful ones.

Testosterone = hate.

Raghnall Ó Mordha said...

The only one I've seen that can wear overalls backward and still be a man is Buck Owens on the old Hee Haw show.

Bob Loblaw said...

It's hard to imagine this isn't a troll, but if not he's definitely playing for the other team anyway.

savantissimo said...

digamma, (a.k.a. "waw" - just waw) the little-known archaic Greek letter that looks like an "F", and which was the Greek numeral "6". So the Beast would be: "digamma digamma digamma", which goes well with stabbing motions.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Here he is:

Samuel Davide Hains interview: A few burning questions with Melbourne's 'bucolic jazz socialist'

A street style segment from the Sydney Morning Herald rained retweets this morning thanks to the ornate and esoteric responses of 24-year-old web developer and general bon vivant, Samuel Davide Hains.

Hains lives in Melbourne, Australia and is currently working on a pop-up that fuses 'exotic Malaysian cuisine and deep, futuristic rap music'. We caught up with him to get some elaboration on that stunning interview.


http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/interviews/samuele-davide-hains-interview-a-few-burning-questions-with-melbournes-bucolic-jazz-socialist-a7119386.html

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/fashion-street-seen-20160623-gpq4r0.html

dvdivx said...

Just classify it as estrogen poisoning and a bastard with a useless single mother. No shortage of that.

Daniel said...

Damna

modsquad said...

Milquetoast has always been a rank.

JP said...

Secret Alpha?

YIH said...

I'm going with Lambda too. And Kmart? Do any of those still exist?

Panzerdude said...

It looks like he's wearing the overalls backwards!!! That may say all you need to know...

John Williams said...

There's already a rank for it: Skalzi. Same snarky face, secure in he knowledge his yard is bigger than yours.

VoodooJock said...

Yeah, it says he's an insurgent rebelling against the fashion industry. A regular Ghe Chevara.

Jackie DeLister said...

Fag works.

Jackie DeLister said...

Fag works.

Aeoli Pera said...

Mu for infant mortality.

xD

ThereWolf27 said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3680068/Melbourne-hipster-Samuel-Davide-Hains-admits-fake.html

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