Friday, June 3, 2016

This is what an alpha widow looks like

She did not handle the breakup well:
My need for meaningless sex started after my long-term boyfriend dumped me and within a year had got engaged to my friend. 

We had been dating for six years and I fell off the rails. 

After he left that day I drank half a bottle of vodka and within 45 minutes had thrown it all back up again. 

The heartache made me want to go and be someone else for a while. 

In a fit of spontaneity, I fled to Paris to visit a friend and had my first post-heartache sexual encounter with a hot Frenchman at a party in an apartment.
Apparently you can't sex away the heartache. Or the crazy.

55 comments:

Miguel D'Anconia said...

Yikes, nasty looking!

pdwalker said...

There will only be cats in her future.

Amy said...

She's 30?!?! Only 30?

And, yeah it's The Sun so standards are already in the dustbin, but who writes this stuff for public consumption! Never mind, to read the article is to have the question answered.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Good Lord, WTF?!

Harsh said...

Somewhere there's a Joker missing his Harley Quinn...

MC227 said...

Trick or treat!

praetorian said...

Despair, oh betas of the world: *this* creature was able to become an alpha widow.

Anchorman said...

Who is ready to man up and marry that gal?

VoodooJock said...

She's got that psychotic Joan Cusack sort of look to her.

VFM #7634 said...

She's 30?!?! Only 30?

@Amy

Makes total sense. In my experience, 25-30 are the years women progressively go insane if they're not married and making families by then.

Amy said...

She looks quite a bit older. Perhaps she is older. Thirty when the partying started, now older and having found herself, she's ready to share her story.

A few years ago I would have thought her an extreme example, but I've started looking more closely, and there are many more like her than I thought. Oh, cougars are one thing...but young women who plow through men and justify it by saying "I'm not a slut, I'm a woman with the morals of a man!" What does that even mean? (Don't answer, I know what they're getting at but I do not agree, it's a misplaced sentiment and overlooks so much of their precious agency it hurts to try to figure them out)

Jew613 said...

I dont know if women are getting crazier, I'm just noticing it more, or they are getting worse at hiding it, but the crazy eyes in these gals keep getting more and more blatant.

Werkof Rodann said...

Definitely not. Article says she dated her boyfriend for 6 years. No way an alpha is dating that for that long, even if she can cook, clean, and suck dick like a champ. She's just a crazy broad.

Russ said...

She looks like my ex-wife. Crazy people come with warning labels.

Sean Carnegie said...

She's 30?!?

Cataline Sergius said...

Sean Carnegie said...

She's 30?!?


Maaaaybeee

Rex Little said...

Apparently you can't sex away the heartache.

I dunno--reading the article it looks like she did. The crazy. . . not so much.

Bob Loblaw said...

Despair, oh betas of the world: *this* creature was able to become an alpha widow.

This one may be a beta widow.

liberranter said...

Look up "batshit crazy" in any dictionary and that's the appropriate pic to pair with the entry.

In a fit of spontaneity, I fled to Paris to visit a friend and had my first post-heartache sexual encounter with a hot Frenchman at a party in an apartment.

That "hot Frenchman" was almost certainly blind drunk when he dipped his dick in that. No doubt he's now also panicking over the possibility of eventual "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!" charges being filed against him once her batshit-craziness-driven regret kicks in.

Aeoli Pera said...

After he left that day I drank half a bottle of vodka and within 45 minutes had thrown it all back up again.

Has vodka = slut tell.

Kona Commuter said...

Damn - her eyes say so much & none of it good. As everyone else has reeled at - 30? I think low 40's

Magister Wood said...

If a man strings you along for six years as a girlfriend or fiance, he has no intention of marrying you.

Michael Maier said...

That "hot Frenchman" was almost certainly blind drunk when he dipped his dick in that.

Except... Frenchie DIDN'T!

Despite our semi-naked antics he refused to have sex saying: “No thanks. French girls don’t do that.”

Was he gay? Or just scared off by her obvious crazy?

WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!

VFM #7634 said...

This one may be a beta widow.

^^^This.

Beta males will dump women, if they're ugly and/or crazy enough. Aggressive women are also liable to get dumped by beta males.

Ugly, crazy, and aggressive... she qualifies on all three counts.

Dexter said...

That "hot Frenchman" was almost certainly blind drunk

The only question: was m'sieu Arabe, ou Noir?

She let countless men dump a fuck in her. Man, that really showed her ex-boyfriend. When he found that out, he slapped his forehead and said, "Damn, how did I let a valuable woman like that go?"

Stg58/Animal Mother said...

My mom is an alpha widow. After my dad died, she told me there would never be another man in her life.

Stg58/Animal Mother said...

My mom is an alpha widow. After my dad died, she told me there would never be another man in her life.

Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 said...

Yuck. The only left for that is cat ownership. She is literally good for nothing else. Anything less than Trump marrying that thing will bring only marital nightmare. Bring back nunneries.

Artisanal Toad said...

When in doubt, google the name and the word nude in google images. In her case we have professionally done nude photos on the internet.

Verdict: batshit crazy.

manuel hernandez said...

Since I'm not British, what the hell does she mean when she says she sh*%®ed on the desk with someone? And I'm thinking the obvious answer, but just want to verify.

manuel hernandez said...

Since I'm not British, what the hell does she mean when she says she sh*%®ed on the desk with someone? And I'm thinking the obvious answer, but just want to verify.

Stg58/Animal Mother said...

Shagged, as in

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

cdw said...

Everything returns to the mean. She was always a harlot and 'twas ever thus.

Bubba said...

So she went to Detroit, started teaching in black high schools and shagged some 18 year old? Was he an eighth or ninth grader? The opportunities for safe coalburning would be limitless in Detroit.

Robert What? said...

No worries. She'll find some clueless, thirsty, white knighting beta to step up and sign on the dotted line. That's when she'll stop having sex.

Dexter said...

My mom is an alpha widow. After my dad died, she told me there would never be another man in her life.

My mom is an alpha widow. After my dad cheated on her and dumped her (he had three more wives and countess affairs after that) she spent the whole rest of her life furiously obsessing over him. Never remarried.

AKFox said...

In order to be an "Alpha Widow", wouldn't an Alpha need to give you the time of day first? No effin' way any quality man wanted any piece of that.

Bard said...

Holy shit Harsh. I thought the exact same thing and you beat me to it.

manuel hernandez said...

Ha! Thanks Stg58. Didn't know shagged was that dirty of a word for it to actually be scrambled. Then again, this woman made it dirty.

Bard said...

Take a good look. That is modern day biblical possession. Nothing left but the shell.

Bard said...

Take a good look. That is modern day biblical possession. Nothing left but the shell.

liberranter said...

Ugly, crazy, and aggressive... she qualifies on all three counts.

That's pretty much the typical Americunt trifecta.

YIH said...

Not a lot of things send chills up my spine anymore... But that does. I look at that photo and think ''right outside the frame is a butcher knife, you know it''. That's beyond bunny-boiler.

Michael Maier said...

RE: "Shag", that threw me off too. They say "Cunt" on TV but cannot put "Shag" in print...

Bob Loblaw said...

In order to be an "Alpha Widow", wouldn't an Alpha need to give you the time of day first? No effin' way any quality man wanted any piece of that.

Maybe when she was in her early 20s. It's hard to know from that picture.

Timmy3 said...

Some crazy women will buy her new book, but I think the movie was already made called "Looking for Mr Goodbar"

manuel hernandez said...

For one moment I also thought she meant "shitted" instead of shagged. And looking at her face and reading her story I wouldn't be surprised. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Arab sheikhs dumping some "hummus" on her.

Unknown said...

She was a hot 6-6.5 when younger, although she was flat-chested and always on the edge of FAT. She coulda nailed a position as a plate in the rotation of an alpha-; guessing she was 4th or 5th in the rotation. As she aged, she hit the Wall very hard. And like all such women, sought refuge in the sexual acts of Third Worlders and nogs. Now she's just fat, crazed and crazy, not hiding any of it at all.

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1337kestrel said...

Based on the pic, can I assume we're about to suffer through an female Beetlejuice reboot?

VFM #7634 said...

Shagged, as in

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.


@Stg
I wasn't aware "shag" was a bad word, given its use by the Austin Powers movie.

Based on the pic, can I assume we're about to suffer through an female Beetlejuice reboot?

Thread winner. Congratulations.

liberranter said...

Was he gay? Or just scared off by her obvious crazy?

I'd say that's a real coin-toss with western European men these days, but I'll give Francois the benefit of the doubt here and assume that his BSC detector went off and he made a sane decision based on the warning.

Still, not "going through with the 'dirty deed'" is no guarantee that he won't face a revenge-driven rape accusation in the future ("a woman scorned," and all that).

manuel hernandez said...

@liberranter, I'm not gay, but if she was hitting on me, I would tell her I was gay just to keep her off my nuts.

Stg58/Animal Mother said...

That could backfire on you, Manuel. She might take that as a challenge.

weka said...

Somewhere there's a Joker missing his Harley Quinn...

No. The Joker turned a basically competent women dark and crazy. He's gamma, she's pretty much the same.

Based on the pic, can I assume we're about to suffer through an female Beetlejuice reboot?

Beetlejuice needs someone prettier.

My mom is an alpha widow. After my dad cheated on her and dumped her (he had three more wives and countess affairs after that) she spent the whole rest of her life furiously obsessing over him. Never remarried.

Sort of. Most widows of alphas don't remarry: this woman was dumped (and I predict her ex husband dumped the next two also as they hit the wall). And she never got over it.

In short, avoid her and those like her.



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