Finally, the genie turns to the shitlord.When presented with the chance, always choose greatness. The benefits are not merely beyond imagination, they are literally incalculable.
“Maybe YOU will choose wisely?”
The shitlord ponders, (stoically, not theatrically, as is the wont of effeminate males). He thinks this is a mischievous genie, who will grant his wish with a baleful clause attached.
“I wish to make America great again.”
Many years later, revolution shakes the country to the core. President Trumputin imposes an immigration moratorium. Unfair trade agreements are torn up, deportation cars haul illegal aliens back home by the millions, colleges have stopped offering black and women’s studies, gay marriage is repealed, SJWs and feminists are laughed out of public discourse, heteronormativity is the norm, the Middle East is abandoned to its petty inbred warlords, and America is great again. The nation is so great, in fact, that the shitlord has many sons and daughters, and all of them can buy affordable homes in high-trust White neighborhoods with good schools, and bless him with a small army of grandchildren.
Now an old man, the shitlord is visited by the genie one more time.
“Why did you not ask for a beautiful daughter or a smart son? Your wish unleashed chaos for millions of Americans, and guaranteed you nothing in return.”
Friday, April 1, 2016
The right wish
Le Chateau shares the beautiful fable of the cisgender genie: