Thursday, April 30, 2015

ZORCH!

Nothing says "Alpha Male" like begging for polyamorous-friendly dates over the Internet:
So, this is experimental. I’d like to go on a date in May. And for the first time, I’m going to try a bat signal: putting a call out on my blog. I don’t know anyone else who has tried doing that, so I have no precedent to work from as to etiquette or even arguments for or against doing it. So I’m just going to do it and see what happens and document and assess. If you know anyone who might have an interest in dating me, let them know. If you might have an interest, read on.

I’ll start by making sure anyone considering this is up to speed. I am polyamorous. I currently have many girlfriends. All I consider my friends. Some are just occasional lovers. Some I am more involved with. They are also polyamorous, or near enough (not all of them identify that way, but all of them enjoy open relationships). And I will always have relationships with them, as long as they’ll have me in their life.

Many different things can be meant by the following terms, but just for the present purpose, if by a primary relationship is meant someone you live with or just about as good as live with, a secondary as someone you date regularly, and a tertiary as someone you date occasionally, all my relationships are tertiary, but only because of geography. I live just below Sacramento, California, where the rents are cheap, which means, where no one wants to live. And I’m unlikely to move anytime soon. So relationships with me, at best, are likely to be tertiary—long distance chatting with occasional being together throughout the year. Even so, I always take such friendships seriously.
That certainly answers the zen master's ancient question about what the sound of 150 million vaginas simultaneously dehydrating sounds like. And here we all thought it was hypothetical.

45 comments:

Mr.MantraMan said...

California's drought is not just measured in rainfall.

IMO you will get much more gina these days if you adopt the "I don't care" mindset where it comes to Political Correctness or idiot pop culture, make it the asshole allure game feature.

"Baltimore?, I don't give a fuck"

Rek. said...

I've met a couple of guys in "polyamorous" relationships, half were gay and the other were those low SMV guys banging girls who were simply being girls (riding the carousel while waiting for Mr. Right). From those I haven't met one who gave me the impression he was in control of the banging.

If you want to get a glimpse at polyamory taken to its extreme form (giving a girl her orgasm while as a man not getting any in return) just go to an OM'ing (orgasmic meditation) session. 99,5% of the single guys there are low deltas, gammas and omegas, those in a relationship are deltas and gammas. I mean one has to live it to believe it.


OT question:

A friend of mine and I are on a challenge (for his birthday), cold approach (direct or indirect) 1'000 girls from 18 to 35 in 6 months. Since we are going to be systematically approaching women, would it make any sense to postapproach "interview" some of them (n>150) and try and get some insight (social experiment style). My hunch is, probably no, since most women have no idea what they are talking about but who knows, they might tell us something interesting. I got this idea from doing my warm ups, I usually give random girls a compliment, 90% like it, 10% are uptighty and are giving me the distinct feeling that they thinking I am hitting on them (those are usually not even cute). Asking them post hoc would let me know if they indeed are so deluded as to think any guy talking to them is indeed hitting on them. Just a thought.

D. Lane said...

Pretty sure this is against Patreon's guidelines.

cailcorishev said...

Man, I'm a long-winded writer, but even I read Gammas and think, "Would you get to the freaking point?"

It's easy to be polyamorous: bang old, ugly, fat chicks. Dating sites have about 100 of them for every attractive young woman, and they're the ones who respond to every message they get. Run a little basic game (not too much, it'll overwhelm them), ask if they give a good massage, and invite them over. You'll get your wick dipped as often as you like and they won't complain about sharing, but no points for degree of difficulty.

Incidentally, he's right about one thing: they'll be banging other guys too, so you'll also be sharing with other guys using the same strategy.

LordSomber said...

This Nerd Pon Farr has nothing on Vulcans. So steamy.

trunthepaige said...

What a creepy weirdo. But then he says he likes old used up has "been sex workers", so he's not looking for the cream of the crop. He should do well at the bottom of that barrel

Earl Thomas said...

As far as delusional tactics to get a woman...this is probably mid-range scale.

AmyJ said...

Red flag #1: begging for a date online
Red flag #2: online as in free thought blogs
Red flag #3: he looks like a creepier Andy Dick
Red flag #4: polyamory lol

I can't see anyone but the desperate landwhales that occupy the free thought blogs taking him up on this offer. At least he knows his audience.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

That's not how you form a harem.

MO you will get much more gina these days if you adopt the "I don't care" mindset where it comes to Political Correctness or idiot pop culture, make it the asshole allure game feature.

Yes, this. Women dig jerks and assholes.

Earl Thomas said...

'IMO you will get much more gina these days if you adopt the "I don't care" mindset where it comes to Political Correctness or idiot pop culture.'

Personally you should do that anyway. There are more worthwhile things to care about besides trying to not offend people with words or what some reality tv star did.

Marissa said...

Wow, this is the same loser who made a big show about leaving his wife (who financially supported him) because he wanted to screw around. No wonder he's living "where the rents are cheap".

YIH said...

From the link:
With a Ph.D. in ancient history from Columbia University, he specializes in the modern philosophy of naturalism and humanism, the origins of Christianity, and the intellectual history of Greece and Rome, with particular expertise in ancient philosophy, science and technology. He has also become a noted defender of scientific and moral realism, Bayesian reasoning, and the epistemology of history.
That's big steaming cowpie of babble isn't it?

haus frau said...

Shall we take a pool on how many partially mummified former lovers reside in steamer trunks in his storage?

Matt said...

He has MANY girlfriends.

PhantomZodak said...

god what a loser. of course he's censoring comments.

i only know one man who is successful at poly. but he works hard at it. he is controlling with his girls & has 6-pack abs. most of the guys are pathetic & bang pathetic damaged girls who are on the CC & would be easily banged by anyone who isn't poly.

Conscientia Republicae said...

He should first ask Immodium AD out on a date. He needs a whole bottle.

LP 999/Eliza said...

Haus, I am betting, wagering 6 to 8 scattered around the globe, no kidding. So he is atheist pro friends with benefits and women experienced in...sex work. I think its regional to Cali, so in Cali this is normal.

I thought about the missing acronym, FWB - where is that?

Non-creepies use FWB via craiglist, even a commenter pointed that out.

Carrier ain't for me, I am...afraid of him in the order of eek, yikes and runfast.

LPSTILLMRAMRAMRAaNTIFEMINISTALLTHEWAY! Eh, gotta snowflake on important matters like our men.

haus frau said...

" I’m not going to get all butt-hurt or angsty over how high Your Number is. It very much has the opposite effect on me."
Digs the old worn sex workers and has a cuckold fetish to boot. Golly never saw that one coming.
Eliza, if this is normal in Cali then long live the drought.

Corvinus said...

Wow, this is the same loser who made a big show about leaving his wife (who financially supported him) because he wanted to screw around. No wonder he's living "where the rents are cheap".

Sounds like the male version of that woman in her 40s who decided to get divorced and wh0re around.

Not only are Gamma males acting like women, they're picking up their worst habits.

Jay Lucas said...

That did not look like the picture of a man qualified for polyamory.

maniacprovost said...

The whole concept is illogical. "Tertiary" relationships can always be polyamorous if you want. It's when you get a real girlfriend that it becomes an issue.

Cataline Sergius said...

Most of this feels appropriate.

0b14230e-6c17-11e4-a20f-839fbbc8c7b1 said...

Roosh admits to getting laid a lot through his DC bachelor blog. I don't think he ever actually solicited anyone though. If he's not lying about "many girlfriends", this is no less alpha than having a tinder profile that you're not particularly serious about. There's a special kind of arrogance in saying "yeah, I know there are a bunch of girls out there reading this who want muh dik, but I'm sure you're too shy to actually ask for it, so I'm giving you permission to send me a begging email at that link over there"

I'm not sure this is going to be taken as "preselection and overconfidence", but it certainly could be, again, assuming that he is actually banging a bunch of girls.

Johnny Caustic said...

I laughed pretty hard when I got to that super-seductive third paragraph. 'Cause I open all my daygame pickup targets with "Many different things can be meant by the following terms, but just for the present purpose, if by a primary relationship is meant someone you live with or just about as good as live with." That line is solid gold when you're sarging where no one wants to live.

Johnny Caustic said...

@Rek: "would it make any sense to postapproach "interview" some of them (n>150) and try and get some insight (social experiment style). My hunch is, probably no, since most women have no idea what they are talking about but who knows, they might tell us something interesting."

Despite women's general lack of self-awareness about what attracts them, debriefing girls can be useful if done right. The most effective questions seem to be of the form, "When did you decide you liked me?" "When did you decide you were going to sleep with me?" (As opposed to "What qualities did you find attractive in me?", which usually elicits a socially constructed answer.) Post-coital answers to these questions can be particularly revealing.

thehaproject said...

Well, no need for anyone to actually take this weirdo up on a date. He's getting all the sex he wants in the comments section. Poor guy has probably already had to go to the emergency room after breaking his arm patting himself on the back. And his hand for....well, not for typing.

Conscientia Republicae said...

I just read this post to my wife. Hilarity ensued. She especially enjoyed the idea of 150 million vaginas dehydrating Simultaneously.

LibertyPortraits said...

Mark Plus had a good comment in there. Not trolling, just honest talk about how psychologically damaging it must be for young atheists who expect sexual freedom feel when they are continually rejected and don't even have a God to love them. Richard's response signals how seriously he should be taken by any thinking man.

LL said...

"I’m pro sex worker, and though I personally find strip clubs and brothels uninteresting at best (uncomfortable at worst), I like partners who are or who have been sex workers. I also like women who have or pursue a lot of partners or who love to boast of their sexual exploits, especially over wine or whiskey or equivalent."

He's a voyeur who won't admit he likes the stories of his partners having sex with others. Cuckold but hearing versus watching.

Weird & creepy dude.

Matt said...

Hes a highly skilled lover

Matt said...

I can just imagine the string of 3s and 4s this guy must get.

Double E said...

I followed the link and found this:

" Not heavy into kink (but get along well with people who are). I have an unusual fetish or two but don’t expect any of my partners to share them. I’m pro sex worker, and though I personally find strip clubs and brothels uninteresting at best (uncomfortable at worst), I like partners who are or who have been sex workers. I also like women who have or pursue a lot of partners or who love to boast of their sexual exploits, especially over wine or whiskey or equivalent. I’m not going to get all butt-hurt or angsty over how high Your Number is. It very much has the opposite effect on me."

He apparently doesn't know that when women talk about how great it is to be sex positive, they are talking about WOMEN only.

I don't know where exactly 'admitting you get turned on by thoughts of high N-count' fits on the DLV scale, but it has to be up there.

Ron said...
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Ron said...

@LL

I made a comment above about him, but then I realized, I really don't understand this man. Why does he act like this? Why did he leave his wife, why does he seek out broken and depraved women?

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The whole concept is illogical. "Tertiary" relationships can always be polyamorous if you want. It's when you get a real girlfriend that it becomes an issue.

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