The most romantic song of all time

I never thought Bloodhound Gang could possibly top Bad Touch. But I think they did it here. I really do.

Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night.

In case it has escaped you, these are successful musicians openly mocking delta-gamma notions of romance.

I know my haikus are freaking intense
But even the words I made up to sound French
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
I would show up for our pottery class
Dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

It would be very hard to drip contempt more openly.