Thursday, August 1, 2013

Hugo Danger

Alas, poor Hugo.  How little we knew him, Horatio.  And who would have thought the old lecher had so much hypocrisy in him?  The Real Porn Wiki Leaks has the completely NSFW details about the long-expected fall of Hugo Schwyzer:
The embattled 46 year old ‘male feminist’ writer and Pasadena Community College professor who long claimed to be a reformed sexual predator and addict has announced his departure from public life, and, in an interview with The Cut cited an extramarital affair and ongoing mental health issues.

The details of this marital infidelity are not known, but in January 2013, Schwyzer, then 45, had a brief but torrid texting, telephonic and online fling with a 27 year old woman named Christina Parreira, also known is “sex worker activism’ circles as Christina Page — and in webcam/amateur porn circles as Gabriela “Ela” Stone. According to Parreira, Schwyzer acknowledged that revelation of their fling would be “career-killing” for him — Hugo has called older men who are “into” younger women – such as men in their 40s being attracted to and pursuing women in their 20s – dirty old men and “creeps.”
I honestly cannot think of a single individual I am less surprised to hear turned out to be a creepy, adulterous pervert.  As a general rule, the more a man publicly lectures others about the importance of not being creepy, and the more "feminist" he proclaims himself to be, the more likely it is that he is a creepy pervert who is barely managing to keep his urges under control.  It's exactly like the way ex-smokers preach the anti-smoking gospel and alcoholics lecture everyone on teetotalism.

So, how long does everyone expect "his departure from public life" to last?  If Carlos Danger is any guide, he'll be running for the mayor of Los Angeles soon.  This is, of course, very sad news for the androsphere, as I see no way that Roissy is going to be able to survive hearing about Schwyzer's self-immolation without laughing himself to death.

“I’m done,” [Schwyzer] wrote. “I surrender the field to the critics who wanted me gone from feminist spaces.” 

What a pathetic charade.  What a gargantuan fraud.  And what a monstrous hypocrite. But the only thing remarkable about this revelation is how it will surprise absolutely no one on either side.  I do have to salute his "off-brand" comment, though.  That could be useful in a broad range of contexts.  "Yes, I was speeding, officer, but that is very off-brand for me."

38 comments:

swiftfoxmark2 said...

“I surrender the field to the critics who wanted me gone from feminist spaces.”

They will not forgive you. Idiot.

TJIC said...

> “I surrender the field to the critics who wanted me gone from feminist spaces.”

And even on his way "out the door", he manages to imply that the critics, presumably with their unfair attacks, drove him off the field.

There's something a bit honorable about being bested by a better man.

There's nothing honorable about cutting your own leg off and having to crawl away.

Bob Wallace said...

He looks like a creep. Not at creepy-looking as Carlos Dickless, but still creepy-looking. There should be a new archetype added to the Jung/Campbell archetypes: the Creep.

cailcorishev said...

It's funny: liberals have always liked to portray the Moral Majority types who fight against crudeness in entertainment as being secret porn- and orgy-hounds, and thus huge hypocrites. Turns out they were just projecting.

And yeah, it's funny how he tries to frame it as a railroading by his critics. As if his critics have the power to expose him if his media allies didn't allow it.

The Social Pathologist said...

The dangers of pegging.

Jordan179 said...

That is so funny. Especially because I'm 48, my wife is 30, and we met when I was 39 and she 21, meaning that by McRapey's professed standards I must be a "dirty old man" and a "creep."

Can't say I ever raped anyone, though ...

Adam Lawson said...

I always love it when people are exposed as hypocrites. Especially when they are hateful, vile, little turds like Hugo.

I will enjoy a nice cigar and some Scotch as a celebratory measure tonight. Sure, that was the plan anyway... but now I've got an excuse!

mindstar3000 said...

Adam I'll be joing you with the scotch. This is the best news I've heard all day and possibly all week.

Bob said...

Well he is acting like a pretty good feminist, playing the victim.

MikeT said...

I wonder how it makes him feel to be in the same company as Jimmy Swaggart.

LP 999/Eliza said...

Now that is creepy and that is the most ideal example of what I would call creepy in that the circumstances swirling around are just dirty.

Well, hopefully, he will get better or recover to faith in Christ.

The Deuce said...

So, I guesses that sort of scotches his, "Go ahead and be sluts, ladies! It's totally empowering, and won't hinder your ability to form deep marriage relationships with a worthwhile man at all! Just look at my wife: She was a total ho-bag, and yet here she is in a great marriage with a great guy like me!" argument, huh?

LP 999/Eliza said...

Bob has a hilarious point; feminism is always looped with victim-hood.

RobertT said...

I never heard of this guy and I know nothing about him or his reputation. I can fully agree with criticizing someone for being duplicitous or for living his sex life on the phone, which is obviously ludicrous, but the comments about age differential struck me a little harshly. I'm an older man myself and have had reasonable, in-person relationships with attractive young women. They were short and brilliant, but like the man says, "Give me five minutes to talk away my ugliness and I will bed the Queen of England." Older men in general attract younger women. It seems to me that the top end of the attactiveness scale may be more open to older men. As odd as that may sound. It may be distasteful, but that's life. C'est la vie.

LP 999/Eliza said...

Nein, F'ism sent us to work and it ruined the work farce, displaced millions of male workers and ruined the family and tripled taxation.

Outcome: credentialism worship, henhouses otherwise known as the office, stagged wages, decreased productivity, less than 67% in the labor farce, millions of men in need of work that they SHOULD have, broken families and policies that have led to black holes of wasted tax dollars. What else to add to the list?

LP 999/Eliza said...

But what the hell!! Hugo and Carlos Danger for Prez, fed head, AIPAC/LGBT/RAIIN leaders, or best dressed in drag.

Vox said...

the comments about age differential struck me a little harshly

That's because you "never heard of this guy and I know nothing about him". Literally no man has fomented more strongly against older men dating younger women.

Conscientia Republicae said...

My mom and dad were twenty years apart to the month. I guess my dad was a creepy old man.

cailcorishev said...

Well he is acting like a pretty good feminist, playing the victim.

That's the best part about watching the left eat one of its own. The victim card is the only card he knows how to play, because it's always worked for him before; but suddenly it's powerless when he tries to use it to defend himself against the gang.

therationalmale.com said...

After Mintergate, this news pleases Rollo

LP 999/Eliza said...

The age diff does not concern me, what would concern (the girl) me would be how she is being treated in light of a maturity difference.

yttik said...

I suspect Hugo's obsessive aversion to older men/younger girls was simply another attempt to pick up girls. It was his best tool because women love to hear that. Women do not like to confront the possibility of being exchanged for somebody younger.

The Deuce said...

Literally no man has fomented more strongly against older men dating younger women.

I think it has to do with it conflicting with his "Riding the carousel until you're old has no consequences whatsoever and the men your age will still want you just as much!" narrative.

Doom said...

I suggested previously, something about not needing to cast the first stone when someone was actively kicking a boulder above them loose. 'Tis a pleasure to watch. Tutu I think it was, something about wanting to join gays in hell.

Let the rocks fall where they may. I am certainly having a pleasant week. Next thing you know, women will realize the Dem party actually wants them in burquas and be forced to lie an apology. Who knows, things happens in threes? Yum!

MikeT said...

I never heard of this guy and I know nothing about him or his reputation.

If you typed "what is Hugo Schwyzer known for" into Google you'd have gotten the visual equivalent of people shouting from the rafters about him. Google can't be your friend if you never make an introduction to Google.

kleyau said...

Where's the affair?

Maybe this online/texting stuff with men like Hugo and Weiner gets blown up so much because women are just pissed that a gamma got exposed in a high status position. Who besides a gamma would get blown up for not even having sex?

NATHANIEL MANELLA said...

"Look at me. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be me? If you look at the men who are writing about feminism, they toe the line very carefully. It’s almost like they take their cues from the women around them. Men are afraid of women’s anger. It’s very hard for men to stand up to women’s anger. I did for a long time until finally my mental health had to be a priority. I just got out of the hospital. I’m not shy about that. I’m sober, but I checked myself into a psych ward for a week, when I became a danger to myself"

From Slate

Yes, Hugo, its so HARD to stand up to women's anger.. if you're a droopy vagina. Real men aren't afraid of women's anger, which it is why it is easy for them to withstand it. Its interesting to see this insight into his mindset, where he considers any man who does ignore female anger a dick, yet he apparently has no theory for coping wit it to the point that it drives him to suicide.

Amir said...

"I wonder how it makes him feel to be in the same company as Jimmy Swaggart. "

Don't insult Jimmy Swaggart like that. LOL

At least Swaggart--for all his faults (including his theological weirdness)--didn't give all bad counsel from the pulpit. If anything, Swaggart is akin to a half-decent (albeit eccentric) plumber who didn't fix his own sink and toilet.

Schwyzer, OTOH, was/is--if what I've read about him is correct (http://studentactivism.net/2012/01/04/paternalistic-feminism-hugo-schwyzer/)--nothing short of predatory and murderous. As Vox has pointed out, he has lambasted older men who date younger women.

therationalmale.com said...

More like Ted Haggard's company.

Bobby Dupea said...

Hugo and Minter -- in one week. And it's not even Friday.

yttik said...

"Who besides a gamma would get blown up for not even having sex?"

I noticed that, too. These poor men (and by poor I mean slightly repulsive and terribly dishonest,) somehow manage to get completely blown up without even having actual sex. How does that work?

Jack Chalmers said...

A word on one of the women with whom Schwyzer dallied: Psychology program drop-out and wannabe porn star Christina Parreira aka "Ela Stone".

Parreira allegedly stabbed her ex-boyfriend, the source of the damning texts and pics, a year ago. She has also admitted filing a false police report on him (same NSFW site):

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/i-dont-even-know-what-im-doing-sometimes-christina-pages-farewell-to-michael-whiteacre/

More recently, it appears that she and her friends at the sex worker rights group, Desiree Alliance, have harassed and threatened his parents in Los Angeles (same NSFW site):

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/desiree-alliances-ivy-lace-says-we-go-after-your-loved-ones-dalv13/

I'm no expert, but this would seem to be odd behavior for someone trying to be an advocate for women...

dannyfrom504.com said...

surprising? let me check......

nope.

it's always the guys that shit talk "game" and "players" are usually the guys that are envious of said individuals.

the league of baldheaded men said...

"... who would have thought the old lecher had so much hypocrisy in him?..."

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that Schwyzer's sermonizing to men about their predatory, horndog ways was just protesting-too-much.

Anyone with a functional character radar didn't need to read more than 2 or 3 of his internet essays to realize that he was a dirty old lecher.

Monad said...

I actually feel sorry for the cunt, and that he is, probably too far gone, but I feel sorry for him nevertheless...no matter how much tail he got with his bullshit platitudes, he knows the truth underneath all his convoluted wanky arse bollocks.

Damian Klimas said...

Yup! It's like xbox live gold prijs. More like Ted Haggard's company.

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