- Catholic guy whose wife wants a divorce
- Elaborate proposal guy
- Widower whose adulterous wife was murdered while getting her groove back in Turkey.
So, my vote is for BETA #3. The fact that the intrepid widower hasn't come out and stated that his idiot wife got exactly what her behavior deserved only tends to underline his lowly rank on the socio-sexual totem pole and makes the deceased's behavior comprehensible, though not even remotely acceptable.