Sunday, October 9, 2011

54% Fatties

This the reality that men are facing today:
More than 50 percent of women in a study confessed that they thought about food more than sex. Ten percent of those surveyed by the weight loss company Atkins, revealed they would feel guiltier straying from their diet than being unfaithful to their partner....

More than a third of respondents said they thought about food and dieting more than they thought about their partner and 54 percent confessed they thought about food more than sex, the newspaper said quoting the study.
Keep in mind that this survey was asked of women who are actively dieting, which means that there is probably a higher percentage of thin women in the mix than in the general population. And keep in mind that any woman who is more interested in food than in sex is a fattie-in-waiting no matter what she weighs today. The slender woman picking daintily at her salad is probably far more obsessed with food than the equally slender one who simply goes ahead and orders a malt with her cheeseburger; the former is more likely to eventually turn into a land whale than the latter because her weight relies on willpower, not metabolism. She's also more likely to fall into the 10 percent that are so narcissistic that they are more concerned about cheating on their diets than on their husbands.

And of course, this has profound impact with regards to Game. A woman who is part of the 54% will be massively susceptible to any food- or weight-related negs. Statements like "That's going to look really good on your thighs" or "So, we're going for the Kim Kardashian look, are we?" are probably most effective on a food-obsessed slender woman.

Some will consider it unfortunate, but since value is relative, tearing her down is as effective as building yourself up when it comes to establishing DHV. And before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, recall that I don't make the socio-biological laws, I merely observe them.

20 comments:

Koanic said...

Vox please post this video for lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&feature=player_embedded

"I'm sexy and I know it (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle)"

Blues said...

It's a sick world we live in when you realize now you have to screen for women that diet.

modernguy said...

Your writing is too dry to be appealing Vox.

VD said...

And yet you just keep reading it anyhow, modernguy. You know, your case would be much more convincing if you simply went away and stayed away.

Stingray said...

When I first began dieting I can say that the thought of food consumed about 75%-80% of my day, especially at the start. While waiting for the body to get out of the craving stage (and when first starting it took at least a month for me) it was nearly all I could think about. Of course, like most people, I began losing weight with consuming fewer calories. It wasn't until I started weight training and focusing on eating very few carbs that I didn't focus on it much.

That being said, it is appalling that someone would more concerned about cheating on their diet than on their husband. I would prefer to be a land whale than do that to him (though in reality it is almost as bad a thing to do to him), Though I wonder if you realize just how much a woman will think about food while attempting to restrict it. I think the hamster goes into overdrive while restricting calories.

As for thinking about food more than sex? Well, we don't think about sex like men do to begin with. It's not right, but it is hard not to think about food while on a diet when it's right there all day. Sex isn't there until the husband gets home.

Trust said...

@modernguy said... Your writing is too dry to be appealing Vox.
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You remind me of women who frequently lament "all I want is someone who will treat me well" while they are banging bad boys. Their words are what they want people to think, their actions show reality.

You, modernguy, may not like Vox, but he definitely entertains you. You read him for the same reason I watch the Lakers I guess.

Trust said...

I should have kept reading. Vox beat me to scolding modernguy. Apologies Vox, I know you don't need backup.

modernguy said...

Trust, you're a moron.

mmaier2112 said...

Yet he's still more interesting to read than your pathetic, obsessive rants.

And this society is truly doomed if women would rather be whores than diet cheaters.

Trust said...

That's what my sister would say about the ex-con that used to mounted her. And I was, of course, every bit as surprised to see her car repeatedly parked at his apartment in the middle of the night as I am to see you repeatedly engage this supposedly dry and unappealing writer.

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Anonymous said...

Something I commented once on your other blog Vox, men can feel regret after eating something but I don't think I ever met a guy who felt guilt.

The real problem though is the food supply. One can eat healthy, nutritious, unprocessed food and stay thin without being in a state of perpetual hunger...the problem is most of the food on grocery shelves are heavily processed with little nutrients.

JCclimber said...

Well, I've felt guilt about eating something. Wasn't paying attention, and I ate something I'd promised to save for my 5 year old.

I only felt guilty because if I'd been paying attention, I wouldn't have eaten it (it was only meh for me, but he really liked the food).

Do women and girls really feel GUILT over eating something? I mean, if they're stealing someone's food or eating something while someone else is going hungry due to poverty nearby, I suppose....

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Anonymous said...

How do us women assess the likelihood that our potential date will amass a huge disgusting beer belly, nose hairs, back hair, and ear hair?

Does the man who spends a disproportionate amount of time thinking about alcohol portend a future male fatty? "Food" for thought.

Astrosmith said...

Big fat disgusting beer gut Alpha will still get the chicks.

LP2021 Bank of LP Work in Progress said...

Oh dear God. No more drunken hamster comments...I mortify myself, yet others still tolerate me. Now that is most gracious.

indyguy77@work said...

"How do us women assess the likelihood that our potential date will amass a huge disgusting beer belly, nose hairs, back hair, and ear hair?"

Considering that many behemoth females amass those things too, I don't think you have room to complain.

And tweezers can work wonders. Especially on those nose hairs! TAKE THAT PAIN, BEOTCH!!!!!

Desert Cat said...

"drunken hamster comments..."

For some reason that tickles my funnybone.

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