Friday, September 30, 2011

All your vaginas are belong to us

The case for government-distributed sexual access, courtesy of the woman who is presently running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts. And let's face it, if a man's labor can be commandeered in the public interest by the government, the interests of sexual equality demand that a woman's can be too.

Lie back and think of America, ladies. Ask not what your country can do for you, but who you can do for your country.

12 comments:

Eric S. Mueller said...

I hope that's a joke. If it's real, I bet a lot of deltas and gammas will be lining up for it.

Josh said...

Glorious.

Country Lawyer said...

I am with Mueller, this seems like a joke (although sadly realistic enough these days to be plausible)

If this isn't a joke, is there a link to the actual speech where she said this?

Country Lawyer said...

With a little digging, this appears to ba spoof of her speech to corporations that they didn't get where they are without the roads "we" provided and everything else that built up the business.

Not that the spoof isn't the rational and logical extension of that kind of thinking.

CMC said...

Uh, excuse me, my doctor said I need a woman with _naturally_ big boobs....

indyguy77@work said...

Would we even have to bother with the "excuse me" part?

Couldn't it be more like the Clan of the Cave Bear at the water hole sort of thing, but with no complaining or resistance?

I'm pretty sure SCOTUS can work out a "natural right to vag without any bitching" out of the general welfare clause.

The CronoLink said...

Has somebody told her what a mirror-breaking face she has?

Anonymous said...

Ouch... XD

Anon said...

This is relevant to my interests...

Anonymous said...

She'll have my vote.

LP2021 Bank of LP Work in Progress said...

oh. my. Lord.

I am officially afraid AND speechless.

Difster said...

An appropriate cartoon for this blog.

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