Thursday, September 8, 2011

Disturbed gang-bangs Taylor Swift



This is Game set to music, the perfect juxtaposition of naive young female delusions about bad boys and the predatory male perspective. One cringes at the lovely little lamb's attitude about how it will safely lie down with the poor, misunderstood, and very hungry lion. Disturbed and Taylor Swift are like one of those couples where you look at them and figure she'll be lucky if she ends up in the hospital instead of the morgue. It's also unusual in that the mash-up is arguably better than either song that goes into it. If whoever put it together could have only somehow pulled a Rock Sugar and mixed in the psychopath's manipulative line from Decadence as well, it would have been perfect.

"If I scare you now, don't run from me. I've been hiding my pain you see."

Consider the insurmountable gap in understanding between these interwoven lyrics:

Swift: If you could see that I'm the one who understands you. Been here all along so why can't you see, you belong with me?

Draiman: Come inside now I implore, do you think you can restore the crucial pieces missing from my brain.

Swift: Hey, isn't this easy!

Draiman: What seems to be the matter dear? Why do you cry and shake with fear?

Susan's post on defense against the dark arts would appear to be a little more than apropos here.

7 comments:

Susan Walsh said...

Ha, that is more than a little disturbing Vox! It's a time-tested juxtaposition though - the lion and the lamb. In fact, Edward Cullen even voices that in Twilight.

Taylor Swift, or Bella: "Be strong enough to hurt me badly, but let your love for me render you incapable of harm. Take me forcefully but lovingly."

Astrosmith said...

I think it's hilarious that I just heard a new Taylor Swift song today, and the chorus goes something like this:

Someday, I'll be,
Living in a big ol' city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean...

Sounds to me, after reading about Vox's Game theories, that it should go:

Someday, I'll be,
Living in a big ol' city,
Riding on the alpha carousel!

Jenny said...
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Jenny said...

Sometimes the darkness craves the light, too.

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Unknown said...

Taylor Swift would never submit to a "gang Bang" unless less it was a serial gang bang held in four different cities.

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