A Gamma tweets

@Scalzi: Note to all women everywhere: You don't have to smile at me when you see me. I won't wonder what it means if you don't.

The Breakdown

“Note to all women everywhere”  The Gamma is going to mansplain to every woman on the planet. 

“You don’t have to smile at me when you see me.” The Gamma is attempting to take control of his insecurities by telling women they don’t have to smile. Now that he’s issued this order, and a woman does not smile at him he can imagine that she read his tweet and is following his orders. The Secret King wins again.

“I won’t wonder what it means if you don’t” – A blatant lie due to the fact he thought about it so much he tweeted about women smiling at him, and his insecurities led to a tweet in which he imagines himself giving permission to every woman on the planet not to smile at him.

@Scalzi“This declaration of mine does not make the world generally any easier on women, I know.”

Not only does the Secret King grant permission to all women of the world not to smile at him, he knows all about their trials and tribulations and reminds them of this fact with a declaration. Who makes declarations to the world but a king? He grants them this permission for their own good because he knows.

These are some of the most misogynistic, twisted tweets I have ever witnessed and perfectly sums up the Gamma delusion. He imagines himself being in a position to grant permission to the entire female population of the world to do or not to do something, and he reminds women he knows all about their problems for justification. Most importantly he remains Secret King because if a woman scowls at him now after he smiles at them, they already have his permission.