Sunday, September 16, 2012

Never trust a trampire

Forget the unrest in the Arab world and the assassination of U.S. diplomats, this is real news!
Their relationship was left in tatters when she was photographed cheating on him with married film director Rupert Sanders. But Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have reportedly decided to give their romance another shot. The Twilight co-stars are said to have had a tearful heart-to-heart, with the 26-year-old actor eventually deciding to forgive his girlfriend for what he considers to be a 'stupid mistake'.
I don't actually have anything substantive to say about what may well be a fake relationship or a fake breakup between two people about whom I know very little and care even less. I just wanted to type that title. What a great word, TRAMPIRE! But if both the relationship and the breakup are real, forgiving the trampire does tend to support the principle of "situational alpha", as there can be little question that if he wasn't a famous movie actor, Pattinson would be just another delta wondering why he keeps getting overlooked for the bad boys.

8 comments:

The Stranger said...

Was told by a friend (whose memory is good at the big picture, but uses lossy compression, so take with salt) that Mr. Pattinson pointed out in an interview that unlike Edward, he was not religious and had no objections to premarital sex. Sounded at the time like he thought his fans were failing to throw themselves at him out of respect for his character's views.

But those thoughts (both the hypothetical hypothesis and the hypothesis that he entertained it) are silly. Moving on.

Steve Canyon said...

Trampire, the washed up women that demand betas take care of them as they suck their will to live dry.

Badger said...

Saw a Puffington Host story headlined "the slut shaming of Kristen Stewart" or somesuch. It was exactly what you'd expect, a bunch of sex-poz "how dare they judge her!" nonsense mixed with some "how come nobody is shaming the married guy she banged" (answer: because he's not famous and his persona doesn't sell magazines). Interestingly, it didn't have a whiff of "he must have brought it on by making her unhaaaappy" re: Pattinson.

It's pretty clear that the feminist left wants to set up a social system where women feel absolutely no consequence - not even criticism - for infidelity.

"if he wasn't a famous movie actor, Pattinson would be just another delta wondering why he keeps getting overlooked for the bad boys."

When I read blurbs of RP's serenades to Stewart and other gooey beta behavior, it was obvious that her manjaw wasn't going to be able to stand it for long. She even said in an interview she felt her life was too pampered and wanted someone to "fuck her over."

Also curious how she played a hypergamous cheater in "Adventureland" who suborns the orbit of betariffic Jesse Eisenberg (who plays essentially the same awkward-intellectual character in that film as he does in The Social Network).

Houston said...

"What a great word, TRAMPIRE!"

The Internet age is an efflorescence of brilliant portmanteaus.

Stickwick said...

It's pretty clear that the feminist left wants to set up a social system where women feel absolutely no consequence - not even criticism - for infidelity.

That's pretty much the basis of the humanist philosophy right there. They want to engineer the world so that there are no negative consequences for any of the things they do.

LP2021 Bank of LP Work in Progress said...

Love it!! Trampire!! I'm glad you covered this. I was at the local checkout and saw the story or triangle of gothiness. Perhaps this is a fitting example of hypergamy, the slut factor and the dumb mistakes that befall any young female? Anyways, what she sees in either man is simply beyond me.

Fearless said...

"(who plays essentially the same awkward-intellectual character in that film as he does in The Social Network)."

-I don't think he's being typecasted, I think they just unleash him on set with some lines and film him being himself.

paul a'barge said...

Manjaw's gotta manjaw

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