"...cause, you know, 10 ain't a prime number. And you're really a 'prime' example of femininity, so lovely and caring, sweet and, by the way, I don't know why you stay with your boyfriend. I don't mean to pry, but I don't think he values you like you deserve and I just wish you could see yourself as the goddess you really are... unique, like a 17 or 43 or 119. Prime. Actually, wait a minute... I'm not sure 119 is prime but you know what I mean. I would really like to buy you a chai latte and just talk sometime, though, and I hope you didn't mind me using the "b-word" - I realize it's demeaning and... hey... you leaving? I'm sorry. I am so sorry if I came across as sexist... uh... well... uh... okay, bye?"
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"...you're just a 3 to Harambe."
"you're just a really round 1".
...on Planet Hideous."
"you're just a really round 1"
I really hope this one sticks around in my memory banks.
...you're an irritation.
"...cause, you know, 10 ain't a prime number. And you're really a 'prime' example of femininity, so lovely and caring, sweet and, by the way, I don't know why you stay with your boyfriend. I don't mean to pry, but I don't think he values you like you deserve and I just wish you could see yourself as the goddess you really are... unique, like a 17 or 43 or 119. Prime. Actually, wait a minute... I'm not sure 119 is prime but you know what I mean. I would really like to buy you a chai latte and just talk sometime, though, and I hope you didn't mind me using the "b-word" - I realize it's demeaning and... hey... you leaving? I'm sorry. I am so sorry if I came across as sexist... uh... well... uh... okay, bye?"
looks complete to me.
"...even in binary."
".....but after 4 mo' swigs of the MD20/20, you be a solid 3."
"...who bitch this is?"
..so stop acting like one
You goys are cracking me up.
yoga pants aren't for you.
-ding to my needs here. Now get back in the kichen and don't come back without a sandwich and a cold beer.
...yet.
wedding ring.
" ... unless we're using a scale that ends in 1,000!"
Alligators.
...year old.
"...so quit acting like one."
"...so quit acting like one." is the best so far, in my opinion.
It's hard to say where this should go without more context. Best I could personally come up with is this:
"...but I'll reserve judgment until after."
..., considering that you have the personality of a fat chick."
"Bitch, you ain't a 10...
...the Richter Scale don't even go that high."
Harambe likes boys.
I'm confused on this one. Whats this even about?
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