Sunday, May 24, 2015

Don't be that guy

This is about as good as life gets for a Gamma.


You can hope for more. You can do better. Don't be that guy. If you're the only man in the group and you're not involved with one or more of the women in it, you need to seriously rethink your entire approach to life.

Stop looking for female approval. You need male approval in order to become a man and you're not going to get it from women.

35 comments:

MichaelJMaier said...

Should we know what's going on in this picture?

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Like a lot of young men, he probably thinks by acting in solidarity with these little hussies he'll get laid. Not the case. Rather, the result is that he earns contempt and ridicule from both men and women (the women are just not as overt about it). Pathetic.

IrishFarmer said...

What's going on is the chick in the blue on the left is smiling because she's conned that "man" and some other womyn into carrying around a mattress she lied about being raped on. That guy is hoping that by helping her carry the mattress he too can get a chance at being falsely accused of rape.

Unknown said...

He doesn't just look Gamma; he looks like a sketch comedy parody of Gamma.

bw said...

High Water "Mark"

Dark Herald said...

Either he is redefining sad or he is setting up for the greatest Black Knighting in history.

Sadly I know which one it is.

Anonymous said...

He's beaming at Emma like a goon. She's looking away grimacing. All her girlfriends look as somber as pallbearers.

Probably the biggest sh!t test epic fail of all time.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

She's probably thinking: "Who is this grinning dork?"

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking the best way to counter this protest would be for a bunch of dudes to lay down on the mattresses then let the girls attempt to lift them.

VD said...

He's beaming at Emma like a goon. She's looking away grimacing.

That's the punchline. Almost too perfect to be credible.

hank.jim said...

Men should disrupt this. Almost too perfect of opportunity. Throw on a blow up doll.

Anonymous said...

The Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound version of stereotypes. WTF is he wearing for shoes, and did he buy the rest of his clothes when he was 15? And just for anyone doubting the fail, notice none of the females are anywhere near him? He gets to carry his side of the mattress all by himself while four women cram themselves onto the other side.

HickoryHammer said...

At least he got to smell the perfume of all the women that better men will plow.

HickoryHammer said...

When you think about it, that picture is even more messed up than it appears at first glance. The mattress that cuckold guy is carrying is a symbol of the alpha love that Emma couldn't hold on too. It's the bed he screwed her on. So this guy carrying it around... it's like worshiping the alpha memories of a real man. The man who actually did things with the girl on that very mattress that Omega dreams of doing. It's like this Omega is cupping the sweaty balls of a better man when he participates in this. You can see it on her face too, she knows, she's thinking the same thing. This guy is less than zero.

Beefy Levinson said...

It's hard to write effective satire these days because reality keeps one-upping me.

Unknown said...

He gets to carry his side of the mattress all by himself while four women cram themselves onto the other side.

Which is funny on an extra level: even at a feminist demonstration, the skinny gamma boy has the strength of four empowered women.

Laguna Beach Fogey said...

Crikey, she's flat as a board!

It's amusing to think that maybe he was just trolling them.

Anonymous said...

Let's try a little thought experiment. First, put him in some slightly less ridiculous clothes and give him a little bit of muscle tone. Then have him trade places with the vaguely oriental looking chick in the dress (Emma?). Now what would his SMV be?

David said...

"Which is funny on an extra level: even at a feminist demonstration, the skinny gamma boy has the strength of four empowered women."

And he's really ashamed of that too.

OGRE said...

As nice as it is to think he might be trolling her, the odds of that being the case just seem too slim. Do a google image search for that photo and you'll see more of him, gleefully hoisting the mattress up and carrying it around with the other females. Get a good look at him. The skinny shorts. The pale hairless legs. That goofy glad grin. Hes even carrying a purse! No, if hes a troll, then he is the goddamn Ghiberti of trolls, ready to inspire a new age of artists and bring about a Renaissance of Trolling; this would be a man who works in lolz the way other artists work in gold or marble.

No, more than likely he is openly Lambda and is simply standing in solidarity with his sisters--it makes him feel as if he has a real vagina!

Unknown said...

He looks so thrilled to be there. Probably the most female company he got all year.

Dexter said...

I hope someday the guy will look back on this and cringe with embarrassment.

Too bad for him that the Internet Is Forever.

Aeoli Pera said...

Chorus of little girls: "Ewwwww!"

swiftfoxmark2 said...

Should we know what's going on in this picture?

He's carrying the mattress that the purple-haired slut claims she was raped on. It was a false accusation and already there is a lawsuit against the university since even their own inquisition didn't find her allegation credible.

Matt Forney wrote all about it here: http://www.returnofkings.com/62253/student-accused-of-rape-by-emma-sulkowicz-to-sue-columbia-university

Unknown said...

Blind leading the blind.

Unknown said...

It does work, to some extent. You hang about...maybe...you MGTOW....dickdeath.

maniacprovost said...

It's not good to be part of a "group" of women, unless you are seriously interested in knitting. Even then, you need to question why you are the only man there, and you're probably better off doing macrame at home by yourself. Because you're the only one present who gives a damn about knitting; the ladies are waiting for you to leave so they can get wined up and complain about their husbands.

On the other hand... the male half of my social group fragmented after 10th grade, and I was the most popular with the girls. So there were several occasions in high school where I was the only male going out with the girls that my male friends and I had hung out with previously. It wasn't particularly weird, nor was it a regular occurrence. I didn't date any of them, being oblivious, although some flirted with me.

I've never really hung out with women since, except in mixed groups or business trips. I'm married now so it's not practical.

Musashi said...

Those whores will fuck anyone and everyone.....except him.

It's kinda funny.

Anonymous said...

No, more than likely he is openly Lambda and is simply standing in solidarity with his sisters--it makes him feel as if he has a real vagina!

I highly suspect there is little substantive difference between extreme Gamma and Lambda. Both are highly narcissistic, mentally ill, effeminate, prone to SJWism, serve as teddy bears for the girls, and so forth.

This dude is obviously attracted to Emma, but who knows? Maybe extreme Gamma is Lambda.

S. Thermite said...

What the academic world needs right now to counter this insanity is a half-dozen black-knighting frat boys dragging a partially-filled waterbed mattress on a major university campus as a symbolic protest for the sexual violation of being drunkenly mass-raped by a fatty..that unfortunate phenomenon that's been timelessly captured in song by Willie Nelson. "...went to bed at two with a ten, and woke up at ten with a two."

Mr.MantraMan said...

Conversing with people like that is interesting, but only if you ask them to explain themselves, no thought all rhetoric.

Anonymous said...

Let's try a little thought experiment. First, put him in some slightly less ridiculous clothes and give him a little bit of muscle tone. Then have him trade places with the vaguely oriental looking chick in the dress (Emma?). Now what would his SMV be?

@Jack Amok
Trade not only places but body language and expressions? In that case, he'd be a Beta disturbed at the thought that a crazy false-rape-accuser and butthex connoisseur like Sulky-witch is into him.

She wouldn't be that into a Delta. An Alpha would avoid her, but would use her approval to try to hook up with her hotter girlfriends, assuming she has any. The Sigma would be rolling his eyes and looking away.

Anonymous said...

By "trade places" I mean he's in charge and the women are carrying around a mattress at his command.

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