Tuesday, January 8, 2013

This is sexy

If you are a young man seeking to understand why women don't find you as sexually appealing as you would like to be, keep in mind that the image below presently represents the ultimate in sex appeal to young women:

This is the ultimate hotness.  This is to what, if you decide to focus your efforts on maximizing your appeal to the fair sex, you must aspire.  So start working on those stupid tattoos, that incipient gut, and that soft-bodied, marshmallow physique, and don't forget the trendy hairstyle to match the sullen pout!

It is not, I admit, what most young women will tell you is of particular appeal to them when asked.  They'll usually say something about a sense of humor, about chivalrous behavior, and about being a gentleman.  But actions speak louder than words.  This is what makes them scream.  This is what makes them wet.  This is what women under the age of 25 dream of penetrating them; this is what they fantasize about.

And yet, you worry that being a jerk will turn them off?  You fear that focusing on your mission and not giving a damn what anyone thinks will leave you loveless and alone?  My young friend, the evidence suggests your concerns are not only misplaced, but wildly, even ludicrously, incorrect.

36 comments:

taterearl said...

"They'll usually say something about a sense of humor, about chivalrous behavior, and about being a gentleman."

In other words they want the betas to raise their hands so they can avoid them.

Stingray said...

Bleh, who is that?

LibertyPortraits said...

Hilariously accurate! Man, I wish I knew what I know now fifteen years ago, but alas, youth, wasted, and all that.

Shimshon said...

One or more piercings, in exotic places, is also good. A forked tongue is the ultimate. Talk about dedication and craft!

pdwalker said...

Thanks, but I'll pass.

Anonymous said...

Who is that a picture of?

Unknown said...

He's choice of tatoo's... do pink bunny tatoo's also make woman wet? ^^

Stickwick said...

I dunno. Put a wildly askew baseball hat on him and you've really got something.

Josh said...

Who is this?

Daniel said...

It is Vox and Mila Jovovich's love child from way back in her rage-phase, circa 1995.

Congratulations, papa. It's a squirrel.

Rollo Tomassi said...

You need to have A Look.
https://rationalmale.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/have-a-look/

If you're 'just-a-guy' ? Punished.

"The guys who get laid the least are aesthetically and stylistically rudderless. They're just 'non-guys'."

"That's the whole thing, no 'thing'."

"Women are like casting agents, and they need a 'typt'. It's like they need a tough brother from the inner city or a Don Juan / Casanova type, or they need a Bad Boy or the Artsy -Fartsy guy, or they need the guy that's into The Cure, but if you're just 'Guy-Guy', then you're nothing."

MInTheGap (@MInTheGap) said...

Here's the original article. Looks like it's Harry Styles, who was dating Taylor Swift:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2258623/Taylor-Swift-splits-Harry-Styles-almighty-row--heads-home-romantic-holiday.html

Josh said...

Well that leads to the question of who Harry styles is.

Since he was dating Taylor swift, I'm going to assume that he's an actor or musician, and I'm going to further assume that the song Taylor swift writes about him will be a top single on the billboard top 40.

Mike M. said...

After this and the last post, I'm going to have to get out my full-bore Old Geek Guy on...and quote the immortal words of Ming the Merciless (ruler of Mongo, clearly an Alpha Male):

"Do you take this Earthwoman (Dale Arden) as your Empress of the Hour?"

"I do."

"Do you promise not to blast her into space..." (Ming glares at priest) "until such time as you grow weary of her?"

"Certainly!"

Maybe he was onto something... :-)

Monsignor Scott Rassbach said...

According to Google, he was apparently a member of One Direction, a boy band from England/Ireland which came in Third on The X Factor.

Here's another picture: http://img101.fansshare.com/photos/harrystyles/beautiful-harry-styles-perfect-smile-favim-com-2000382661.jpg

Josh said...

I see your Harry styles game and counter with AJ McCarron and Johnny Football game.

Retrenched said...

@ taterearl

"In other words they want the betas to raise their hands so they can avoid them."

Yep. Policing the hierarchy.

The Dawn, the Sky, and the Sun said...

This is the real deal. What do you think, Vox? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngoddd-FVww

stg58/Animal Mother said...

Is the guy in this picture gay?

stg58/Animal Mother said...

Is the guy in this picture gay?

taterearl said...

I had one of my female coworkers comment on my manners while eating dinner...saying I never opened doors or acted like a gentleman (which earlier in my life I would have done). I just smiled and threw a french fry at her.

Anglican said...

Not gay. Just your average twenty-something male.

realmatt said...

But do girls cut their arms open because he smokes pot?

mmaier2112 said...

realmatt: I just hit Google because of your comments... I have no words except: I love 4chan.

mmaier2112 said...

I must admit I am a bit perplexed why Vox takes this example to post. Why does Taylor Swift's ex-boinker become the paragon of male desirability?

Anonymous said...

"Not gay. Just your average twenty-something male."

Your average gay looking, modern twenty-something male.

Retrenched said...

"Why does Taylor Swift's ex-boinker become the paragon of male desirability?"

Well, preselection for one thing.

Toby Temple said...

I must admit I am a bit perplexed why Vox takes this example to post. Why does Taylor Swift's ex-boinker become the paragon of male desirability?

It's because the picture is an effective example for learning. The picture shows easy things to emulate to make yourself sexy to women.

Jack Amok said...

It's because the picture is an effective example for learning. The picture shows easy things to emulate to make yourself sexy to women.

Well, no, actually, I'd say it's more that the picture shows if you have the other stuff this douche has (aka Game), then you can look pretty pathetic and it won't matter.


Toby Temple said...

Well, no, actually, I'd say it's more that the picture shows if you have the other stuff this douche has (aka Game), then you can look pretty pathetic and it won't matter.

We are talking about what physical traits of men that women consider sexy. The tattoo is telling them that he is not a 'nice guy'. His hairdo says he is confident enough to not care about what most people have to say about men's hair. I am not sure about the marshmallow physique though..

JP (real one) said...

I hate tats anyway, but those are especially repulsive. It looks like he was going to try to be symmetrical on the chest, then let a drunk artist just scribble around his left shoulder. Hideous I say.

MInTheGap (@MInTheGap) said...

To me, it shows that if a person who is supposed to be Christian and looking for a "nice guy" can date him, doesn't that say something about what a woman says she wants and what she actually goes after. Especially considering how many Christian males find her attractive.

Toby Temple said...

To me, it shows that if a person who is supposed to be Christian and looking for a "nice guy" can date him, doesn't that say something about what a woman says she wants and what she actually goes after. Especially considering how many Christian males find her attractive.

Attraction is reaction. Not a response.
A woman does not become immune to the charms of an "alpha" when she becomes a christian.

Desert Cat said...

Which only cuts to the question of just what, if anything, "becoming a christian" means to the average Evangelical American Princess.

"God's Little Girl, until Brad came along. I know he will forgive me and take me back after Brad dumps me."

Jesus as Beta Orbiter...

Joe A. said...

So I guess everyone is sporting a six-pack up in here.

Ron said...

My understanding of game so far, is that the reason this is appealing to women, is because they perceive power to be in terms of social power. He or She that can most break social boundries is to them what He who can break physical boundries is to us.

Hence, this utter piece of rancid narcissistic shit is the hottest thing in the world.

And if we were men, we'd have shot him long ago for violating those social bounds. Which is why this is an accurate expression of power. That he is still breathing proves he has power.

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