Monday, October 14, 2013
The most romantic song of all time
I never thought Bloodhound Gang could possibly top Bad Touch. But I think they did it here. I really do.
Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night.
In case it has escaped you, these are successful musicians openly mocking delta-gamma notions of romance.
I know my haikus are freaking intense
But even the words I made up to sound French
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
I would show up for our pottery class
Dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.
It would be very hard to drip contempt more openly.
16 comments:
The song "Where's Your Dignity" by the Vandals doesn't drip contempt. It's a veritable fire hose of contempt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRvcM-nOXxg
Dude looks like Kumar
This is totally off-topic but heh, amused the hell out of me:
"Vicky Pryce: Most women jailed due to men in their life"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24516626
Read up a bit on her too. Nothing new I guess.
Thanks for this. Awesome song. I LOL'd.
This manosphere shit is a religion that exalts mundanity and vulgarity. It's sophistication for the average joe.
@youresmelly
So are you, what a coincidence.
Very well done. Here is the inspiration to the video: Wicked Games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOxCqSxRD0
"This manosphere shit is a religion that exalts mundanity and vulgarity. It's sophistication for the average joe. "
How long have you been waiting to post that insipid comment, chief?
Not long enough. Try again when it's a little more apropos.
This song, and Deadmau5's Attention Whore, are go-to songs when I'm spinning for whenever some dumb cuntwagon makes a shitty song request.
This manosphere shit is a religion that exalts mundanity and vulgarity. It's sophistication for the average joe.
Because your own mundane life accomplishments and sophistication measure up to Vox's, I'm sure. Brilliant.
Lana Del Rey. Discuss.
Also their "The Ballad of Chasey Lane", ain't no ballad.
For corroboration of this, check out Paula Patton's reaction to her husband's song with topless chicks grinding around him: "I wanted to jump his bones!" That really stymies the gamma/omega lovers
Bloodhound Gang is always entertaining when it comes to this kind of stuff. I still can't believe that "The Bad Touch" played on the radio so much in the late 90s and nobody seemed to get all up in arms over it.
Anal Cunt's Picnic of Love album has this same idea.
This is a very good job of imitating the Isaak song. They almost matched it frame for frame. HIlarious.
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